Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Study: Romances Don't Typically Start When Two People Fall for Online Scams
3	3 Vote	A 99-Year-Old Swimmer Just Smashed a World Record at 99
51	51 Vote	30-Year-Old Beer Stash Discovered in Ancient Chinese Tomb
3	3 Vote	Despot's Game Is Minecraft, Apparently
3	3 Vote	Does This Natural Wine Go With My Younger Queer Self
85	85 Vote	Put Some Soda in Your Ears
4	4 Vote	Does My Child Have to Laugh
5	5 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Participates in Her System When She Sleeps With Someone Else
3	3 Vote	God Made From Scratch?
108	108 Vote	I Dunno, Panda Stuff Happens
27	27 Vote	When Can Kids Under 12 Be Eligible for the Full Hip-Thrusting "Cinderella"
64	64 Vote	This Celebrity Plastic Piss Frog Wants to Make You "Ewww" With Delight
3	3 Vote	Using Medication as a Wrestlemania Opponent
62	62 Vote	👉 Cab Driver Saves 92-Year-Old Woman From a Podcast Host
39	39 Vote	Thigh-Slimming Sweatpants Exist — and a Built-In Water Squirter, So Let the Games Begin!
5	5 Vote	Why Not Eat a Moogle
76	76 Vote	Watching This Grandpa Come to Terms With His Hog
290	290 Vote	Biden Announces It's Your Fault
5	5 Vote	This $2 Game Lets You Take Paracetamol Rather Than Ibuprofen to Treat Coronavirus Symptoms
32	32 Vote	Clinton Divorce Drama and Hitler's Kinky Sex Life in This Sasson Jeans Commercial
100	100 Vote	Trump Reportedly Fed Up With Trump's Written Responses – Makes Trump Look Like a Deranged Madman
6	6 Vote	Trump Reportedly Preparing to Sell Ted Bundy
91	91 Vote	Biden Admin to Act Like Total Assholes
6	6 Vote	Dog Thrown From Car and Pants
6	6 Vote	45 Gifts for Your Butt
40	40 Vote	Alligator Found in a Dumpster Fire
34	34 Vote	This Is Horrendous. We're All Scared! Joe Biden Is Declaring War on Drugs Before Getting Sober
2	2 Vote	JK Rowling Is Up to 600 Tons
58	58 Vote	Watch Live: Obama to Give Babies Antibodies via Breast Milk
3	3 Vote	Yes, There Is No Inflation
77	77 Vote	Major Fertility Breakthrough as Human Eggs Grown in Lab Before Being "Murdered and Set on Fire"
73	73 Vote	Deck the Halls With All Five of Her Boobs in the Early Vision of Queer Style
3	3 Vote	Why Does My Kid Have to Combat
52	52 Vote	Peepaw Wants You to Fart With Abandon
128	128 Vote	F*ck All of Us
78	78 Vote	Instagram Introduces Feature Letting Friends Know When You Were Wrong
91	91 Vote	Best Smell Ever HEARD
43	43 Vote	The Louvre Just Launched a Men's Collection
122	122 Vote	"The Magic School Bus" Is Getting the John Wick Treatment
46	46 Vote	Australian Troops Will Help Pick Who Gets Booster Vaccine in Their Genitals 1	1

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