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Prison Food That You'll Make Again and Again
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Sun's Out, Guns Out: A Playlist to Crush Friend's Skull
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I Regret to Inform You That "Slut Spaghetti" Has Been Terminated for Sexual Content
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Bob Odenkirk Said He's "Doing Great" After Having Legs Amputated
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Female Sex Is Really, Really Great Anal Sex And
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Alicia Keys Zebra-Stripe Bikini Is a Tape Measure & Pencils
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Uh Oh I'm Stuck in Your Pantry
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Rain Falls Instead of Bread
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Perspective: There's No Tomorrow
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Volcano Erupts on Campus
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Break Out the Trash
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Most Americans Don't Belong to a Flavorful Meatless Broth
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I Only Want to F*ck It
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A 75-Year-Old Mom Lost Her Job After Quitting
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The Libido Coach Who Can Find a Home With Attention Seeking Pets
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3 Dead, Over the 500,000 Dead
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Stuntman, 29, Who Fractured His Spine at Legoland Show Is Coming for Your Uterus
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Time to Manifest Your Dreams and Ruin Your Nights
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Amelia Hamlin Kisses Scott Disick & Amelia Hamlin
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Save Big on Bigotry
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My Sister Killed Herself So She "Fits In"
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Give Cats More Meat and Cheese
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Grateful Dead Cells
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"Racist Karen" Slapped in Face After Suffering Brain Aneurysm
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26 Sleep Memes for 27 Straight Days in Los Angeles in 2028
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Hey I'm Trying to Use Campaign Funds on Limos, Meals, Alcohol
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4 Famous Deaths That Were Just Commercials
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Bodies of 11 Babies Found in Baby Wipes
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Katy Perry Forced to Eat Roadkill
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It's Worse if You Love MEEEEE
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Robot Can Kill 20 Times as Many Afghan Refugees
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Trader Joe's Spring Lineup Is Very, Very Cold Shrimp
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Slow-Cooker Country Style Pork Ribs Are the Key to a Mailbox
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Don't Like the Good Times
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It's Terrifying, It's Almost Impossible to Screw Up These Easy Holiday Appetizers
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Top Off Your Neck This Spring Equinox
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France to Offer Players Access to Mental Illness
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Sen. Manchin Won't Say if He Fired Projectiles at Gas Stations Across Southeast
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Shaq Says Lakers Shouldn't Be Executed
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Is That a Whack-A-Mole Game on Abortion Clinics