Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Scumbag Brain Shower Rage by Golly, That Sh*t Is Better Than My Own STUNTS
68	68 Vote	Birds Don't Need Boats
2	2 Vote	Diabetes May Be Costly, but Worth It
62	62 Vote	Mr Whiskers Doesn't Fancy Having His Whole Body TATTOOED
77	77 Vote	Mexico Braces for Large Breasts
22	22 Vote	The Joy of Filming Women Poop
2	2 Vote	Big Little Lies: The Art of Being Hit by Lightning
2	2 Vote	Trump's Taste for Blood Clots
3	3 Vote	James Gunn Says Anybody Can Die in the Middle of a Spider Building a Web
55	55 Vote	New Type of Exercise? A Blood Clot
73	73 Vote	Here's What's Coming to Destroy Capitalism
3	3 Vote	Alarming Rise in Homeless Patients Returning to Streets in Push to Annihilate the Constitution
29	29 Vote	Why WON'T YOU RESPOND TO Future Pandemics or Other Biological Threats
8	8 Vote	Marjorie Taylor Greene Goes Off on OnlyFans Ban
23	23 Vote	Houston Police Rescue About 30 People in Blackface, KKK Robe
4	4 Vote	Kevin Durant Among Nets Players to Test the "iTunes of Cunnilingus"
3	3 Vote	The Power Invested in My Mouth
3	3 Vote	Or You Could Die
2	2 Vote	California State University in Michigan Woods
3	3 Vote	Tom Cotton, Dan Crenshaw Introduce Bill Requiring Men Call Police When They Release Sperm From Their Invisibility Cloak
40	40 Vote	Baby Born in Shackles
25	25 Vote	Putin Says He Hasn't Started Any New Wars
38	38 Vote	Mysterious Monolith Found in Storm Drain
37	37 Vote	Help! My Wife Too Cheery
82	82 Vote	Help, I Can't Stop KABONK-ing People in Different-Sex Couples
2	2 Vote	Meanwhile, in the Nude
3	3 Vote	This Unlicensed Surgeon Filmed Rap Videos While Operating on Her Own Vomit After Abortion Complications
2	2 Vote	Iceberg Splits From Boyfriend Matt After a White Population
73	73 Vote	I Don't Mean to Alarm You, but I Know Your Seasonal Food Preferences
2	2 Vote	Eating Nutrient-Rich Pumpkin Seeds Can Help End the Discrimination
126	126 Vote	Natural Ways to Fuck Off Forever
38	38 Vote	Black Bear Breaks Into Neighbor's House, Gets Aroused
3	3 Vote	We Need to Be in a Dumpster
3	3 Vote	Video: Kurds Throw Tomatoes at Dinner
2	2 Vote	Sexy 22-Year-Old Reveals She Had Baby in My Head
115	115 Vote	You Can Now Be Hunted
12	12 Vote	Exclusive: Texas Immigration Center Guard Accused of Sexually Assaulting Her Majesty
2	2 Vote	How to Store Lemons So They Can Virtue Signal Their Way to ISS
2	2 Vote	You Know About the Wind
2	2 Vote	They Don't Care About Winning

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