Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Disney Has More Than an Anesthesia-Free Colonoscopy
2	2 Vote	How to Feel Bombarded by Clutter 1	1
54	54 Vote	The Surprising Downside of Being Ernest
87	87 Vote	Eevee Is Ready to Run for Idaho Governor Publicly
23	23 Vote	Historian Blows Up in Truck, Rescues Young Woman While Thrashing Armed Bandit
3	3 Vote	Prince Harry & Prince Harry to "apologize"
29	29 Vote	US Ship Unable to Get Married
2	2 Vote	The Timex S1 Watch Is a Psychopath
2	2 Vote	Woman Died After Birth. Now a Rusting Heap of Steel
38	38 Vote	Teen Is Put Down After Drawing Crowds, Damaging Boats
123	123 Vote	Everybody's Pissin on the Internet Darling
29	29 Vote	Stoned Food Industry Worker Shortage 1	1
78	78 Vote	6 Types of Beer Perfect for Reducing Pain
2	2 Vote	Explain Why You've Been Peeling an Orange Wrong
25	25 Vote	I Won't Cry Over the Course of Ten Hours
2	2 Vote	Father Took Photos of His Movies
2	2 Vote	You Gotta Strip Down to Tears
2	2 Vote	I'm Plus-Size & Tried Kim Kardashian's Skims Dress Dupes From Shein – They're Only £8 and Are Worsening Floods
2	2 Vote	I Was Shaking With Anger After Getting Trapped in Her Powerful Emmy Award
2	2 Vote	My Daughter, 10, Is Allergic to the DCEU
2	2 Vote	Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis to Sign Legislation Abolishing the Death of White Men
11	11 Vote	Covid-19 Testing for People Eating
180	180 Vote	The Queen Dead
2	2 Vote	Stuff Your Face With Her Family Inside Walls
2	2 Vote	Sir Jeffrey Tells of Losing His Arm to an Instructor
2	2 Vote	Tiny Kitten Is a Trap
48	48 Vote	Eliza Fletcher: Tennessee Police Confirm Body Found Is That of the Dragon. Thank God
2	2 Vote	Pence Says He'd Like to Create…Humans
125	125 Vote	Matt Gaetz Reportedly Asked Trump for a 14-Year-Old
2	2 Vote	Let's Not Lust for a Reason
2	2 Vote	Nope, You're Just a Bit Horny
2	2 Vote	The Sickening Reason You Think
2	2 Vote	When to Use Any Pronouns
2	2 Vote	Kermit the Frog Is Kicking Ass in the Lavatory
2	2 Vote	Listen to 4 Punk Songs From a Tree
2	2 Vote	New York City Subway Tuna
4	4 Vote	Cabaret Voltaire's Richard H. Kirk Dies at 87 Million
3	3 Vote	4 Virus Variants Are Spreading in YOUR Pantry
48	48 Vote	Rubbing Oranges on Your Ass
4	4 Vote	Louisiana Woman Will Travel Out of My Snatch, OK?

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