Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

54	54 Vote	Be a Ginormous Whale Penis Piano
104	104 Vote	Here's How to Get Possessed by Demons
2	2 Vote	Lions Could Be Replaced With Light
41	41 Vote	Joe Biden: I Don't Know What I'm Doing
2	2 Vote	Help! My Wife Is Completely Obsessed With Me
3	3 Vote	Oh No Not an Event
21	21 Vote	Biden: We Finally Got to Do Democracy
103	103 Vote	Musk Seems to Have Suffocated
2	2 Vote	Tom Cruise Will Be Expected to Hit Britons Reluctantly
2	2 Vote	There Are Downsides to a Party
58	58 Vote	I Hate Getting Caught in the Garbage
2	2 Vote	It's Time for Pettiness
3	3 Vote	The Best Orgasms of Your Rosh Hashanah Dessert Table
24	24 Vote	Dave Matthews to Perform "Ritual Incantations"
46	46 Vote	Russia-Ukraine War Live: Russia Has Decided to Marry All Your Boyfriends
32	32 Vote	Drinking Hot Coffee May Increase Risk of Early Death, but There's One Problem
2	2 Vote	One Big Change With His Butt
2	2 Vote	Try the Queen's Coffin
2	2 Vote	Lord of the Day (Sunday)
2	2 Vote	Trump: I Yearn for Other Companies to Pollute
3	3 Vote	Flavor Your Rice and Pasta With Leftover Foreign Currency After Your Trip
37	37 Vote	Biden Does Strange Things With Waste Products
3	3 Vote	How to Watch Bologna
42	42 Vote	George Takei Tries to Conquer Everybody Suddenly
54	54 Vote	I've Fallen for a Burger King®
37	37 Vote	"Texas Chain Saw Massacre" Brings Back Tim Allen's Santa
3	3 Vote	Witney Carson: What's in My Mouth Just Gives Me the Creeps
3	3 Vote	Every Nuclear Power Plant Is a Mass Murderer
43	43 Vote	I Feel Quite Cross That Evolution Denied Me a Car
33	33 Vote	Ye Has Reportedly Been Locked Out of All Countries
42	42 Vote	37 Fun Products for Your Own GRAVE
93	93 Vote	You Can Apparently Make a Cop's Job Harder
2	2 Vote	Smile With Your Feet
51	51 Vote	Disabled Canadians Are Opting for Assisted Suicide Bomb
2	2 Vote	What Date Will the System Be Fair?
2	2 Vote	Teen Mom Shuts Down Australia Once Again
36	36 Vote	Coconut Water, Lime and SALT: Woman Shares Recipe for Fascism
22	22 Vote	Cancer Is the Solution for Inflation ... Really?
2	2 Vote	Woman Accused of Kidnapping Head of African Descent
2	2 Vote	Wrestlers That Used to Be a Green Flag

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