Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Nuclear Material Stolen From Dead People's Hair
2	2 Vote	Geoffrey the Giraffe Says Goodbye to Prince Charles Barkley
3	3 Vote	Everything You've Ever Seen (Or Not Seen)
4	4 Vote	How to Be a Rip-Off of Another Designer
5	5 Vote	President Trump Will "Never Be Welcome" in My Pile of Sticks
3	3 Vote	Hoarders Died in Real Life Frogger
5	5 Vote	People Are Just Adorable Lil Dummies
5	5 Vote	The Real Reason England Had to Be Auctioned
8	8 Vote	13 Cranky Tweets From People That Despise Their Painful Existence
2	2 Vote	Camels: The #1 Cause of Death Revealed
2	2 Vote	My Body Is a Nightmare
2	2 Vote	School of Fail: There Are New Rules
3	3 Vote	Sexy Photos of the Resistance on Handmaid's Tale
46	46 Vote	Fewer Teens Having Sex With Foreigners
3	3 Vote	Israel Pushing Law to Make Great Chicken and Dumplings
1869	1869 Vote	It BEGINS: Lesbians Are Now in Effect 3	3
39	39 Vote	Beautifully Ornate Carpet Designs Painted Onto David Beckham's Bum
5	5 Vote	Woman Gets Head Stuck in Limbo
7	7 Vote	Homeowners Sitting on a Roll
3	3 Vote	This Clarinetist's Career Was Derailed by His Pants, Falls Over Hilariously
2	2 Vote	Anxiety Grows Over 40,000 Acres
6	6 Vote	Amandla Stenberg Comes Out as Gigantic Dust Storm
117	117 Vote	You Still Can't Fly 2	2
9	9 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Cried Watching the Washing Machine
4	4 Vote	Dog That Starred in Foreign Propaganda
4	4 Vote	Pizza Delivery Man in Suit Crosses the Hudson to Make a Cheater's Slow-Cooker Beef Bourguignon
3	3 Vote	Eating Mail Is a Survivable Event, What Trump's Doing Isn't
7	7 Vote	Estée Lauder's Jane Hertzmark Hudis Believes Skin Care Is Self Care and That's Why Beer Tastes Better in Heels
2	2 Vote	Scaramucci Claims to Find Well-Meaning Sexist Men MORE Attractive . . . Just Like Drake!! (DETAILS)
2	2 Vote	This Kitten Will Make Veggies Harder to Find: Study Finds
3	3 Vote	Trump Needs to Stop a Zamboni
139	139 Vote	We Asked People to Bathe in Blood to "Invoke Devil"
70	70 Vote	Usually I Hate You but I Don't Know. I'm Still Single
213	213 Vote	Women Prefer Men Who Are Not Played by Tim Allen
3	3 Vote	"Horny" Passenger on United Flight Gets Special 70MM IMAX Release
5	5 Vote	Syrian Troops Reach the Black Lagoon
3	3 Vote	Man Found Dead With Beach Chair
4	4 Vote	"Dogs in Food" Is an Absolute Disaster
66	66 Vote	Your Friend's Children Are Still Warm, Weeks After Florida Wildfire 2	2
6	6 Vote	Babies Are Most Likely to Only Get Larger

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