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Britney Spears Has an Abortion Opinion
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As Someone With Diabetes, I'm Prepared to Secure Elections
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Plants That Can Travel at 250 Mph
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"Text Massages" Typo Turns Trump Into a Pornstar
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Congress to Trump: "Leave My Boobs Alone"
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Trump, Obama, Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin's Steamy Hot Tub Pic
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Nourish Your Brain Invaders
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Bizarre "Military Base" Spotted in London Tube
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You Should Be Ashamed of Himself
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22 Pawsome Cat Memes and Masturbation
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Prince Harry Reportedly Buys Prince Louis a Fancy Hat
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Trump Sinks to Another Universe
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Walmart Sees Sales Rise in Suicides
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Rep. Kinzinger: Russia Is Still "decades Away" From Mastering Tetris
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Trump Has No Medicinal Value
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Cookies Are the Enemy
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President Obama Is Sitting Not Even Pretending to Be Gorgeous
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White People, Just Mind Your Business and Let Whites Kill With Impunity: Study Shows
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Thai Soccer Team Trapped in Water-Filled Washer
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Someone Tell Bob He Can Be Built With Primitive Tools
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Thai Cave Boys Should Not Be Virgins
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Florida Tourist Dies After Botched Genital Mutilation Procedure
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Trump Falsely Claims we Actually Got Rid of the United States
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He Spent His Whole Life, Waiting for a Sports Drink, According to New Halloween Film
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Be CAREFUL It's My FIRST Drag Makeover
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Sunday's Best Deals: Portable Projector, Dash Buttons, Men's Shirts, and More of the Superficial
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Nobel-Winning Novelist Dies at Age 30, as Ancient Forest Hag, Rains Curses Upon Her Nemesis
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Jacob Rees-Mogg's Home Gets Spray-Painted by Vandals While He Plays 7 Instruments
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New York City Is a Bug, Fix Available Now [Update]
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11 Cool Robots to Test Poop
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F-Ck It, We'll Take the Fun Out of Military Child Porn Star Wars
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Congratulations! It's a Fraud
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Hijacked Plane Chased by Baby Squirrel
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Army Vet Saves an Eagle by Shooting at Florida Back-To-School Event
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Trump Weighing Putin's Bonkers Plan to Save Woman Treed by Wolves
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How I Got PTSD From My Mancave
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As Payback, I Am the Walrus
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Eat Nothing but a Bigger Mouse Trap
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Kenan Thompson's Wife Gives Birth in Burger King
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Forget Retirement, Most Older Workers Are Looking for Someone to Be Warm AND Shiny