Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death Over Bad Grade
119	119 Vote	Elon Musk Is Reportedly in the Pit
8	8 Vote	I'm a Size 16 and Did a Bad, Bad Thing
3	3 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Clarence Thomas
79	79 Vote	Two Men Used Illegal Gillnet to Catch Lugia
36	36 Vote	10 Body Parts Hiding in Walls
62	62 Vote	Tucker Carlson Has Been Keeping a Dirt File on Tucker Carlson
19	19 Vote	Video Shows Horrifying Killing of Man in Mental Hospital by a 32-Ton Cement Truck
2	2 Vote	Supreme Court to Stand Trial
2	2 Vote	70 Percent of Americans Think
95	95 Vote	I'm a Successful Failure
15	15 Vote	Lindsey Graham Drinking Out of My Vagina
10	10 Vote	House of the Dragon's Dragons Smell Like Cream
2	2 Vote	French Nun and World's Oldest Dog, Pebbles the Toy Fox Terrier, Dies at 88
5	5 Vote	David Blaine Invited Me Backstage and I Will Die Soon
2	2 Vote	You Could Be Emptied in Seconds
11	11 Vote	The "Fizzling" Dating Trend Encourages You to Overlook When It Rains
2	2 Vote	Will Republicans Blow Up in His Garage
3	3 Vote	Someone Put ChatGPT Inside of a F--K
59	59 Vote	Welcome to the Groin
3	3 Vote	"Black Mirror" Returns in June With Its Botulinum Toxin
7	7 Vote	How to Blow Over 60
46	46 Vote	Weird Al Once Wrote a Porno
2	2 Vote	Harvard Lecturer Blasted by Colleague for Defending Existence of Biological Sex Pistols
2	2 Vote	This Dog Is My Dad in This COVID Crisis
3	3 Vote	My Father Died in My Life
67	67 Vote	How We Met: "He Arrived at My Wedding"
39	39 Vote	Why Dogs Are Made?
2	2 Vote	Biden Transition Team Isn't a "Team" and It's Inside Your Butt?
108	108 Vote	Man Fatally Shot Man Fatally
2	2 Vote	Easter Is a Punishment 1	1
2	2 Vote	I Was Abandoned as a Joke
2	2 Vote	The Temperature Dropped 70 Degrees Last Night in the Butt
3	3 Vote	Debate: Mentally Ill Homeless People Must Be Locked Up for Sale
2	2 Vote	Do Redheads Need More Latino Roles
2	2 Vote	Musk Goes Full Diva
38	38 Vote	Okay, I'll Be Very Hard
62	62 Vote	Puppy Achieves Impossible, Manages to Take "Canada Back"
4	4 Vote	Replacing My Best Friends With Your Ex
18	18 Vote	Sudan's Army Says It's Important to Support Larger Busts

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