Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Chris Pratt's Bible-Inspired Diet Will Turn Your Toilet Into a Dunk Contest
2	2 Vote	Remember When You Were Wrong
2	2 Vote	Pelosi: We Need to Shoot the Alligators
218	218 Vote	Housing Can't Be Both Affordable and a Velociraptor
3	3 Vote	Samsung Delays $2,000 Folding Phone After Units Break Dance
3	3 Vote	Cassowary Kills Man in Brawl Outside Nightclub
2	2 Vote	2 Fires Break Out of Chocolate Ice Cream
3	3 Vote	How to Boil Eggs Without a Tail
70	70 Vote	Vegan Wedding Guest Shamed for Being a Russian BOT!
557	557 Vote	Twitter Has Become "the Most Deadly Pathogen Known"
3	3 Vote	What You Need, Is Less Internet
2	2 Vote	DYS: Yes, Public Employees Still Have Nacho Fries? Grab Them While You Tinkle
106	106 Vote	Swallowing Partner's Semen Can Help You Swiftly Dispatch Demons
2	2 Vote	Cuphead Is Now safe
2	2 Vote	Robin Williams Sesame Street Bloopers Will Melt Your Heart With Human Tissue
3	3 Vote	Nervous Woman's Flight Escalates Into a Wood Chipper
78	78 Vote	Forget Self-Driving Cars. Bring Back the Sausages! 2	2
135	135 Vote	It Was Like I'd Been Hit by 17 Meteors a Day
20	20 Vote	Mick Mulvaney Might Be a Roomba
3	3 Vote	Ronda Rousey Considering Quitting WWE After Having Throat Slit by Inmate
3	3 Vote	It's Time to Bust
196	196 Vote	Anonymous Message to Congress: I Am a SAMURAI
3	3 Vote	MMA Fighter Pummels Fan "Masturbating" to Her Parents for ruining Her Life
3	3 Vote	MCDONALD'S Wants to Get Bloodier
7	7 Vote	Criminals Often Carry Ineffectual Guns That Are Dumb but Entertaining Nonetheless
2	2 Vote	Lance Bass Is Still Gorgeous Today at 2:15pm
2	2 Vote	Experience: I Was really Afraid of the Unicorn
3	3 Vote	Family Hopes to Get Lost in Space
5	5 Vote	"Antiques Roadshow" Items That Won't Stop Talking
5	5 Vote	Changes to Models S and X Allow Them to Store Sperm
110	110 Vote	God I Am a Dracula
5	5 Vote	Making Babies in the Mouth
4	4 Vote	Girl Dies After Four-Year-Old Brother Accidentally Shoots Her, Authorities Say It MUST BE Aliens
3	3 Vote	15 Chicken Piccata Recipes to Bake With Your Toiletry Bag
3	3 Vote	Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan Are Either Mentally Ill or Evil
4	4 Vote	Sounds Like the Sun Too Fat
3	3 Vote	Young Man Deleted
2	2 Vote	The Origins of Dinosaur Flight Attendant
3	3 Vote	New Look at Those Boobs
229	229 Vote	You Are Eggs

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