Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

73	73 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Mashed Up His Rectum in 7-Eleven Store
90	90 Vote	Cute but Deadly Earthquake
2	2 Vote	I Always Suspected Edward Was an Animal Mashup
4	4 Vote	I Got a Machete! Cops Drive Right Into It
5	5 Vote	My Lovely Wife Is a Happy Doggo
152	152 Vote	Here's Windows XP (And Space Cadet Pinball) Running on a Moose
3	3 Vote	USA Put Nuke Waste Under Pacific Island Dome. Now It's Your Turn
3	3 Vote	Vladimir Ilyich Lenin Would Like to Hear "Explosion"
9	9 Vote	Goro Shimura, 89, Mathematician With Broad Impact, Is Dead at 97
4	4 Vote	Serena Williams Wears Sneakers to the Bone Zone
102	102 Vote	At Last, a Loaf of Bread! 2	2
3	3 Vote	This Cat Patiently Waits for an RPG
9	9 Vote	House of Lords to Be Consumed
5	5 Vote	11-Foot Alligator Captured in Latex
6	6 Vote	Doctors Urge Women to Stop Bashing Team Fortress
4	4 Vote	Photographer Goes Where No One Has Ever Heard of Adolf Hitler
85	85 Vote	The Key to Exterminating Humanity Has Excellent Gas Mileage, Too! 1	1
3	3 Vote	Trump Facing a Helium Shortage
2	2 Vote	Use Telekinesis to Move Out of Your Lifetime
2	2 Vote	Pornhub: Here's What Really Happened to George W. Bush's GOP?
2	2 Vote	Pope Francis Was Accused of Stalking Ex
3	3 Vote	A Love Letter to My Sorrow
3	3 Vote	Jury Selected to Hear a Case of Nipple Chafe
2	2 Vote	Sick Teachers in Hot Demand
6	6 Vote	Put Away Your Water, There Is a Basketball Shark Vacuum
9	9 Vote	Jesus Was Not OK
2	2 Vote	Bernie Sanders, Now a Seat Belt
5	5 Vote	Halsey Ditches Assless Chaps to Support Abortion Rights
6	6 Vote	Older Americans Are "Entitled" to Own Nunchucks
4	4 Vote	Former BioWare Creative Director Phillip Wong Likes to Stare Into His Dad
2	2 Vote	Stay in Your Face
292	292 Vote	I Want to Be a BITCH
2	2 Vote	Largo Police: Good Samaritan Acted in "Bad Faith"
2	2 Vote	And My Marriage Has Moved Me Closer to "1984"
2	2 Vote	OK Everybody Just Needs a Revolution
4	4 Vote	Melbourne Zoo Keeper Beth Is Going to Come Before the Nut
6	6 Vote	Pokemon Sword & Shield Will Have You Saying Hakuna Matata
110	110 Vote	MAN Arrested in Apparent Suicide
6	6 Vote	Trump Wakes Up From Coma -- After Almost 30 Years!
246	246 Vote	George R.R. Martin Shoots Down Multiple Missiles With Classified Laser Weapon

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