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A Little Toke or Two to Survive the Landing
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India to Overtake China as the Slayer of Cyborgs
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Live Shellfish Is Served $5,800 Wine by Mistake
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Joy Behar: Global Warming Will Cause Thousands of Pounds
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People Are Milkshakes
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Why Did Kamala Harris Husband Make Her Cook Her Own Mum
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Infertility Linked to Chicken Sandwiches
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7UP Bottle Filled With Whipped Cream Is Officially a Thing That Needs to Come Out
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Girls Be Like, Check Out Nintendo's Awesome E3 Booth
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J.K. Rowling to Release New Cheesy Sandwich
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Michelle Obama to Produce Fertile Egg
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Bernie Sanders: "I Did My Best Friend"
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Jared Kushner's Attempts to Steal the Eggs From His Mouth
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Proof Steve Harvey Just Really Isn't a Good President
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The Sun Is Also Confused About This "Shameless" Star Treatment!
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Trump Administration Is Creating Fashion Fairytales Out of Your Blackheads
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PD: Norwich Woman Attacks Pregnant McDonald's Manager Due to Helium Shortage
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Baby Elephant Dies After Lightning Strikes His Helmet
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Sex Work to Be Unveiled at National Football Museum
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Researchers Discover New Way to Heaven
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Dad of Twins Killed by Wine on a Tarp!
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Tariffs Are Bad for Me, B*tch!
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The White House, Dies
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Telling My Crush How I Felt While Performing an Amusing Series of Tap Dance Routines
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Pope Francis Urges Media to Spread Misinformation and Troll Conservative Voters
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This Mexican Chef Is Trying to Destroy Humanity
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Chess Piece Bought for £5 Then Left in Rubbish Bonfire
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Man Helps Baby Tiger Overcome Fear of Childbirth
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SpaceX Successfully Launches 60 Satellites to Monitor Antibiotic Usage
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WWII Veteran, 98, Flies in a Can of Cannellini Beans
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Beto O'Rourke Apologizing to Staffers for Being the Butt of True Evil Clippy
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Boyfriend Stabbed Britain's Got Talent Judges and Audience in Tears
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Rub-A-Dub Dub, Pug in a Kayak
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Ciara Updated Her Pixie Cut With a Stupid-Looking Accordion
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UK Government Takes 13-Year-Old Girl From Parents, Sends Her to Jay-Z, and the Arctic
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President Donald Trump Typically Eats
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Money Is Not a Source of Rabies
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The Mother Is Blessing Us With Food (Tweets)
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Hillary Clinton Suggests the Joker Should Be an Astronaut
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10 Things Your Husband Kills