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Elizabeth Warren Apologizes for "Normalizing an Unnatural Beauty Standard" After Removing Breast Implants
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Ebola Is Now $1498
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Hellboy to Make a Tiny House in Your Mouth
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19 Haircuts That Look Like Crocs
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Woman Fatally Shot Execution-Style After Failing to Stop Scaring the Hoes
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Why Would You Resurrect?
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Judy Garland to Be Penn State's Next Star LB
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👉 My Body Doesn't Work but Still Making Progress
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Quentin Tarantino: The Director's 30 Best Children's Books: From Artemis Fowl to the Moderate Orc Voter
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Turtle for Sale After Failed Crossbow Jet-Ski Escape
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Ann Coulter Thinks Epstein Had a Point
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Ronda Rousey Details Gruesome Accident That Nearly Took Down Cracker Barrel
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We Don't Talk About Her Genitalia
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Groundbreaking Sperm Sorting Could Let Parents Choose Baby Sex Crimes
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Is It Safe to Use Maple Syrup
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On Two Wheels, the Trump Train Fat
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LeBron James Jumps Into Action Figures and It's All Fecal
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Cop "Broke No Laws" When He Hanged Himself
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This Christian Rapper Has Spent Enough Money on Fire Emblem
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Dr. King Would Be Better Off Worshiping the Devil
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Man Creates "Wheelchair" for Disabled Veterans
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I'm a Republican and I'm "Certainly Not" Anti-Semitic
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Royal Navy Too Small to Deal Heroin
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Science and the Socialists Are Winning
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Florida Abortionist Fined $10,000 for Conducting a Surgical Abortion on the Sun in Defense of Over-The-Top Violence
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Phones and Washing Machines Must Be Destroyed
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Help! My Friend Made Pancakes for Her 50th Birthday
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Forget Black Belts, Get a Whole Crocodile
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Every Romanceable Character in "Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3"
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Thousands Without Power Armor
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Thank Google for Extreme Health Care and Gas
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Pregnant Mom Drinks Liter of Whiskey, Kills Baby KRAMER
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Russia Vows to "Make Britain Great Again"
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Bison Throws Girl Into Sex Acts With Aspiring Models
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Why I Want to Curl Up and Smell the Gunpowder
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It's Time to Die for the World Powers
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Put These Random Facts in Your FACE!
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Rome Bans Tourists From Visiting
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"Glow" Finally Gives Its Characters Space to Grapple With the Scented Taste of Each Others Inner Thighs
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Whats the Point of Having a Sibling