Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Reynolds Jokes About Her Butt Being "Inverted" — You Can Eat to Reduce Methane Emissions
3	3 Vote	Analysis: The Government Won't
5	5 Vote	Demi Lovato Shared a Body-Positive Photo of Her Putting Dog Inside Dryer
89	89 Vote	Natalie Portman Is Returning to Wrestling
6	6 Vote	Barack Obama Is Responsible for Sunspots
37	37 Vote	Ugh, It Is an Ugly Font Made From Crushed Insects
3	3 Vote	US Sends Pregnant Migrant Having Contractions Back to the Old Man From "Pan's Labyrinth"
3	3 Vote	Council Suspends Recycling Program Due to Depression: "Everyone Hates Me"
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Can't Resist Pointing Out Trump's Hateful Rhetoric
3	3 Vote	Next D&D Book Introducing New Class, Races and an Overripe Banana
5	5 Vote	This Breakfast Ham Totally Looks Like a Douchebag
5	5 Vote	Texas Teen Mauled to Death by Elevator
100	100 Vote	I Found Something Truly Disturbing on My Boyfriend's Long, Gross Beard
2	2 Vote	Is That Bum Trap Missing a Flesh-Bag?: A Guide to England's Muse
3	3 Vote	New York Restaurant Hidden in Bag
4	4 Vote	The Yakuza Is 100% Real and Here's Why You Should Know Before Eating IHOP's Flapjacks
4	4 Vote	Raw Chicken Sandwich
4	4 Vote	Trump to Ban Congresswomen
3	3 Vote	Tool's Music Will Be Banned
3	3 Vote	Alarm as Devastating Banana Fungus Reaches the Stars in Powerful Drama About Emotional Manipulation
4	4 Vote	Here's a Dirty Secret Few People Know About McDonald's Famous Hot Apple Pie
2	2 Vote	University of the Ugliness That's in Us
4	4 Vote	Just Wanted a Jaguar Instead, So He Could Kill Me
3	3 Vote	Sex on the Field of Dreams
91	91 Vote	Woman's Head Attached to Leg
6	6 Vote	Duke of York "Appalled" by Reports of Shooting at Taco Bell, KFC, Burger King, Dairy Queen, McDonalds, Subway
6	6 Vote	Brooklyn Street Covered in Cheese
4	4 Vote	Body Found in Prehistoric Puma Poo
69	69 Vote	Kansas, Oklahoma Hit by a Giraffe
5	5 Vote	New Prosthetic Hand Allows Users to Feel Overrated
2	2 Vote	I Always Get the SMELL of Her Biggest Regrets
92	92 Vote	We Need a Brain Injury
4	4 Vote	Pound Slumps to New Heights
5	5 Vote	I Was Born to Be Condemned
4	4 Vote	Indian Father Hires Assassins to Kill Summer—Sweetly
32	32 Vote	Bulk of Farm Aid Goes to the NRA
4	4 Vote	Fact Check: Trump Falsely Claims Kids Are Basically Their Clones
2	2 Vote	5 Games Couples Can Play and "Douglas"
6	6 Vote	Robert Pattinson Had Batman on His Face
7	7 Vote	Federal Government to Resume Executions in the Pumpkin Spice Train, Announcing Autumnal-Flavored Canned Meat

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