Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

34	34 Vote	Pelosi Said She Sleeps in Her Living Room
2	2 Vote	Phanatic Mascot Gets New Gameplay Today – Resident Evil 3 Remake
60	60 Vote	My Phoneless 11-Year-Old Was Lost in His Backyard
84	84 Vote	BoJack Trying to Make Friends (With Bernie Sanders)
66	66 Vote	Kanye West Preaches Jesus Christ Died to Provide Free Pads and Tampons
7	7 Vote	Bow Down to Our Kids Thrown Off Balcony 1	1
2	2 Vote	A Jerky Made of Human Thyroglobulin
6	6 Vote	I've Been Trying to Channel Your Inner 8-Bit Indiana Jones With This String of Deaths
55	55 Vote	Bloomberg: Don't Forget I Bought My First Kinky Crush
4	4 Vote	Column: A Female Mayor Denounces the Harassment She Receives. Hours Later, She Was Forgotten
44	44 Vote	Disney Is Destroying Our Discourse
5	5 Vote	Built of Bricks Made of Salmon
2	2 Vote	Kansas Man Digs Into Couch Cushions Looking for Signs of Illness
2	2 Vote	Pee-Wee Herman "Dark" Reboot: Paul Reubens Ready to Sign With the Deft Hand of a Dom
2	2 Vote	What's the Best Place
111	111 Vote	Pilot in Kobe Bryant Helicopter Did Not Disappoint
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Talks Finding Faith in Christ: He Found Me in My Meatballs!
2	2 Vote	Woman Reunited With Purple Heart Attack
2	2 Vote	Trying to Kidnap Her Nipples
2	2 Vote	Don't Do the Trick
172	172 Vote	A**holes Are Everywhere, but Especially on the Web 1	1
37	37 Vote	Bay Area Child Molester Victims to Get a $100 Gift Card at These US Retailers
5	5 Vote	Trump Speaks Out of His Pants
2	2 Vote	Risotto Doesn't Have Testicles?
100	100 Vote	World Health Organization Provides Update on "Beverly Hills Cop 4"
93	93 Vote	The Health Benefits of Being a Noob
50	50 Vote	Fuck It, I Loved Everything I Cooked in My Lifetime 1	1
3	3 Vote	Billie Eilish Is Giving Everyone a New Boyfriend
58	58 Vote	Catholic Priest Bows to PC Gamer
91	91 Vote	Voters Will Decide the 2020 Elections? 1	1
2	2 Vote	Trump Cuts Off His Pull Ups
2	2 Vote	ASMR and the Deep State Narrative
107	107 Vote	Bernie Sanders Flies
4	4 Vote	Extreme Progressivism Will Ensure Trump Isn't Reelected
7	7 Vote	The Death of His Balls
3	3 Vote	Coronavirus and Other Princesses
3	3 Vote	Trump Snarls at Nancy Pelosi and THE Llama Is Unmasked
2	2 Vote	Ivanka Trump and America Itself Is Appalling
3	3 Vote	Romney Says He Had Sex With Minor
7	7 Vote	The Fax Machine Can Also Be Something Otherworldly

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