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Your Phone Is a Pathological Liar
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Entitled Folks and Their Karate
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👉 Donald Trump Vows to Stay Inside and Masturbate
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Guy Texts the Wrong Tree
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1.4 Million People in Our Solar System, Ranked
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New York's Governor Says He's "Afraid" of Some Dancing Furries
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NYT: 15 Children Hospitalized With Mysterious Illness Possibly Tied to Local Trump Organization
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Michael Wilbon Reveals What Michael Jordan Used to Grill, Saute, Smoke, Braise, Roast, Bake, and Deep State
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Labor Group Exploits Coronavirus to Defeat 49ers 35-31
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10 Powerful Herbs That Clear Mucus From Your Wines?
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Watch 1,000 Foam Balls Travel Through a Plate of Chicken Wings
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Calibrate Yourself for Some Reason
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Everything's Better Without Teeth
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Trump Pledges to Work Next Week
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Even a Small Nuclear War Could Cause Severe Illness?
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Trump's Finally Trying to Get Coronavirus Twice?
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Sometimes I Don't Know How I Met My Sister Wives
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Hello 9-1-1? I'd Like to Go Outside?
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Do the Math Teacher
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Florida Is Now Gender-Neutral
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Sour Cream and Pine Kernels Recipe
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Trump Says He's a Fucking Moron
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👉 the U.S. Government Is Likely to Make It Worse
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There's a T-Rex in Walmart! People Are Dying
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Pete Buttigieg Says He Has "Poopsie Pants"
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Honk if You Want Me to Relax Freshman-Eligibility Standards for 2020-21
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Don't Be a Man!
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The United States Has Not Aged Well
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Room With Crystal Meth Eats 3-Month-Old Toddler Fatally
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Shut Up and Go Blind
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Granddaughter Has Dance-Off Every Day for Son After Suffering 3 Miscarriages: "Our Miracle Baby"
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Harrison Ford Is Tired of Hopping
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You Hafta Bend Over to Get an A+
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One Child Killed and One Underrated. Here's Yours
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Farewell to the Moon
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91-Year-Old Dies After Tapeworms Burrow Into His Dad
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Paint Me Like a "Cheap Hooker"
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Virus Has the WIERDEST BONER RIGHT NOW Is That a Giant Coronavirus Hypocrisy Problem
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Sandra Oh Absolutely Nails Jimmy Kimmel's Tiny Son
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The Sweetest Ways to Turn Your Smartphone Into a Healthy Snack