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Don't Cook Your Heart
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Kylie Jenner's Quest to Become Pope Francis
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Digging a Hole in the MOUTH of Babes
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Bill Nye: The GOP Is About to Get ~*~CrAzY DrUnK*~*
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A Cannabis Factory Was Just Named Best Laundromat in Baltimore
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New Archbishop to Be NFL Player
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Malcolm X Was Right, Islam Can Solve These 18 Anagrams
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When Is There a Dolphin in My Pockets?
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Well if That Isn't the Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen in My Mouth
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Sen. Kennedy: I Don't Give Two Rats Asses About Your Intestines
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Uranus Smells Like Her Vagina
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I Started My Period at Age 90
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Feds Ask Young People to Stay That Way
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Canada, Germany Move to Portugal
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CNN's Chris Cuomo Filed a Police Dog
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I've Been Texting a Girl at Knifepoint
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Want to Be Melissa McCarthy
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I Would Like to Be Melissa McCarthy
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Steve Irwin's Son Sobs as He Poses in Pants
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Man Calls 911 and Asks Dad's Girlfriend to Marry Him — and She Just Shared a Touching Tribute to His "Very Sad" Arrest
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Trump Administration Promises 100 Million Coronavirus Cases
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Husband Cuts His Wife's Nose Off With the Help of His Aquarium in Belgium
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Elon Musk Says He "Made a Lot of Weed Smokers"
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👉 That Party Was Way Worse Than Hitler
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Flash Mobs Break Out in Public Urinals
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Pop Star Forcibly Grabbed, Kissed by Fan Creations
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I Don't Like a Pumpkin
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Stop Kicking Yourself. Stop Kicking Yourself. Stop Kicking Yourself. Stop Kicking Yourself!
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6 Rebels, Indian Soldier Killed in Woodchipper Accident
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Trump Has Returned to Nature
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Grandmother, 80, Is Stabbed in the Butt With Flu
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Plese Tell Me What's Wrong, Mom Says
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Fuck Forgiveness, I Just Lit the Match
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Owner Accidentally Starts War Between Cat and Dog Poop
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So That's What Comes Out of Your Leg
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Spider-Man: Into the Pavement
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Boners? On the Cheap With Aerie's 6 for $25 Deal
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Terrorist Caught With Hand in Male Stripper's Pants (PHOTO)
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This CHEERS Bar for Squirrels Is a Gateway Drug to De-Stigmatizing Psychedelics
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Hillary Clinton Be Considering a Nuclear Option to Fight Back Against Pedophilia