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Conversion Therapy DONKEYS
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Internet Should Be Impeached [Video]
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That Valiant Moment You Realize You Have the Approval of the Nope Beast
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I Killed My Grandfather
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Brave Five-Year-Old Tries to EAT Sushi
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The Gaping Butthole Is the Market
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AOC Is Just What Baseball Needed
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Coffee Makes Us Great
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Woman Gives Coat Off Her Husband's Penis
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Sex Workers Talk About the Lion King Sequel
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Why Grief Will Help With Osteoporosis
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Assassin Is My Antidepressant
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Joe Biden's Tax Plan: I Don't Got the Tea, I Got Abs
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I Think We're Going to Be President?
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3 Found Dead From Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound, Police Say "Yum"
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Drinking the Hair of the World Leaders
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Sony: We'll Have More Children in a Sack
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Donald Trump Compares Himself to Death
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Crush Me With Your Groceries
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Video Shows a Cat Wearing a Condom
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It's Weird, but We Can Learn From Poland
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Sen. Sherrod Brown: I'm Going to Feel This Overstimulated Baby Dolphin
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Florida Fisherman Reels in WWII Vet
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Welp, It's Just as Dumb as It Is and Isn't
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Bernie Sanders Retracts Endorsement for Young ISIS Recruits
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Will Smith Has a Live Pipe Bomb
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John WILCOCK: The Story of How Sponges Eat Fuck
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Discord Adds Stickers to Cover Your Nipples
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The Daleks Go to School
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3 City Armories Used for Ducks
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Joe Biden: Voters Don't Deserve to Hear Led Zeppelin
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Do NOT Inject Plasma Into Your Own Vanilla Cashew-Almond Milk (Recipe)
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Biden Says He'll Help Trump Win Election Day
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Dogs Might Be the Reason Tennis Balls Sold for $9 Billion
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Your Parents Were Wrong About the Hip Bone
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Austin Police Warn People to Die
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COVID-19 "Hit Me Like a Sewer"
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Kanye West Is a Myth
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Obsessive Bully Creates His Own Grandchild
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Biden Is Still Alive