Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Whatever You Do, Just Don't Make Any Sense at All Costs
5	5 Vote	Flames Shoot From a Concerned Karen
2	2 Vote	Whatever Happened to the Nazis
2	2 Vote	Put Your Purse in a Chokehold
8	8 Vote	Hell Must Be Protected
10	10 Vote	Maui Fires Fueled by Sea Shanties
2	2 Vote	Harry and Meghan Mess With My Scent and Saliva
2	2 Vote	Care for Some Reason
2	2 Vote	UK Shoppers: Have You Seen Them, Yes or No?
3	3 Vote	Real Housewives of New Incursion From Lebanon
3	3 Vote	Lala Kent Weighs in at a Meaty 769 Pounds
6	6 Vote	I Saw Somebody Do This Chicken
7	7 Vote	Eat a Baby Zebra
3	3 Vote	The Gex Games Are Getting Arrested and Indicted
2	2 Vote	Little Parakeet Makes Tiny Toast in a Woman (Exclusive)
3	3 Vote	I Lied About "Suicide Pact"
2	2 Vote	How to Make a Vibrant Syrup Using the Toilet
6	6 Vote	Hats Can Be a "Platform for Propaganda"
3	3 Vote	15 Slutty Easter Outfits to Inspire Young Athletes
3	3 Vote	Crank It Up to Kill Every American
8	8 Vote	I'm a Car Bomb
3	3 Vote	Jesus, Be Honest... Are You Patched?
2	2 Vote	Start Using a Family Dog as Pillow
3	3 Vote	Magic: The Gathering Finally Gives Me a Woman
7	7 Vote	Maybe I'll Just Give Up Already
4	4 Vote	Israel Has No Regrets
6	6 Vote	I Woke Up Covered in Graffiti and Dirt
3	3 Vote	Trump Was a Bastard
2	2 Vote	Zelenskiy Forced to Buy From Target's New Fall Designer Collection
3	3 Vote	I Told the B*tch to Go Swimming
14	14 Vote	11-Yr-Old Erupts in Infectious Giggles Over His Mom's Death
3	3 Vote	"Traumatized" and pissed Britney Spears Seen Smiling Moments After Being Pulled Under the Train
3	3 Vote	Rough Day for Massacre
3	3 Vote	A Pigeon Is a Proven Failure
11	11 Vote	CNN Anchors Try to Count
4	4 Vote	How to Spice Up My Partner and Dog – Our Bodies
3	3 Vote	You Only Have Until the End Times
3	3 Vote	Remains Found in Underwater Ruins. See Them Glow Up!
3	3 Vote	Couple Dies When Speeding Boat Crashes Ashore and Splits in Two, Illinois Officials Say "Yuck"
9	9 Vote	Man "suddenly" Burst Into Flames After Girlfriend Poured Liquid on Him, PA Police Say "Yuck"

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