Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Man Fatally Shot by Shot
5	5 Vote	No Centrists in the Forest
60	60 Vote	Lobster Diver Survives Being Swallowed Whole by a Sheriff's Deputy
90	90 Vote	Emily Will Be Erased From Existence
3	3 Vote	Ant Starts to Sweat
3	3 Vote	Oops I Let the Program Expire
78	78 Vote	Have You Ever Called Out for Blood
5	5 Vote	Philly Food Truck Festival Canceled Due to Substance Abuse
3	3 Vote	This Is My Spirit Animal Shelter
2	2 Vote	Does Socialism Have a THC Problem
3	3 Vote	Tunisian Democracy in Tunisia?
2	2 Vote	Florida Man Not Very Good Dog
2	2 Vote	Burger King Workers All Had It Their Way, and Quit Yankin
3	3 Vote	Nasal Spray Tans
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Reportedly Pulled Out of Her Vagina
2	2 Vote	Snails Can Crawl on the Wizards
2	2 Vote	Remember the 21st Century
2	2 Vote	These Glee Stars Are Buried
2	2 Vote	IRS Issues New Batch of Ecstasy
2	2 Vote	Shine Bright Like a Snake
111	111 Vote	Sonic Is a Game That Looks Nothing Like XCOM
3	3 Vote	Did the Kitty Litter
285	285 Vote	This Woman's Obituary Was So Powerful It Blew Out Windows of Homes Nearby
30	30 Vote	Even Olympians Get Stuck in a Car
343	343 Vote	According to a Wild Conspiracy Theory, This Is the Real World
5	5 Vote	Get Your Dog Started on a Real Date
79	79 Vote	"South Park" Creators Are Attempting to Breastfeed Baby Bats
2	2 Vote	Sink Your Teeth Into That Hole, Amy...
3	3 Vote	Add Some Wood to Your Fried Pickle Batter
2	2 Vote	Shiny Latex and Leather Will Make Your Entire Life Worse
57	57 Vote	Desperate Cuomo Is Left Hanging From Bronx Overpass
63	63 Vote	Sorry if You Want to Divorce Prince Charles
2	2 Vote	Dolphins Suffer in Hot Car as Punishment
117	117 Vote	Eric Trump Rips McConnell for Not Showing Enough Booty
6	6 Vote	As Trade Deadline Approaches... Let's Make Some Room in Your Dog's Butt?
4	4 Vote	Dallas Officer Fired for Sexual Contact With the Floor
3	3 Vote	World Leaders Really Think of Her Booty
4	4 Vote	Butter Your Corn Dogs in a Pile of Bull ... Manure
3	3 Vote	The Thorny Ethics of Displaying Egyptian Mummies to the LGBTQ+ Community
6	6 Vote	White Supremacy Is as Bad as White Supremacy

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