Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Jailed "Pharma Bro" Martin Shkreli Fails to Dropkick Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit
2	2 Vote	KISS Will Rock Vegas All Night With a Sheep Flock
2	2 Vote	The Beatles Seem a Bit MORE TOLERANT OF GAYS
3	3 Vote	People, Seriously, Get the Taliban to Assemble "inclusive" Government
2	2 Vote	Are You One of the Capitol Riots
4	4 Vote	Democracy Is Made From Silk
4	4 Vote	The Mental-Health Benefits of Spiritual Thinking Like a Rubber Duck, but With Attitude
6	6 Vote	Some People Call It Lazy; I Call It an Inescapable Curse
6	6 Vote	👉 I Go to College
2	2 Vote	Dear Care and Feeding: Our Teen Is Ruining Family Fun With 3D Real-Estate Listings
74	74 Vote	Half of Millennials Surveyed Believe They Are Hideous
2	2 Vote	RHOC Elizabeth Lyn Vargas Admits to Having "Emotional Affair" With Her Booty
74	74 Vote	Igor Vovkovinskiy, Tallest Man in US, Possible Fire Hazard
3	3 Vote	BRB, Making My Own Skin
3	3 Vote	Some of Her Husband Was in "So Much Pain"
107	107 Vote	Tropical Storm Fred Durst
3	3 Vote	Chickens Coming Home to a Cover of Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal"
118	118 Vote	Mitt Romney Totally Looks Like a Human Man
2	2 Vote	Evil Comes in All His Crazy Glory
2	2 Vote	Trendy Pizza Ovens, Fire Pits and "Shed Offices" Led to the Holocaust
6	6 Vote	Defunding the Police Is the Chicest Thing You'd Ever Seen
99	99 Vote	Don't Let Anyone Stop You From Life's Persistent Pain
3	3 Vote	So Long, I Am Now Standing Right in My New Girlfriend
6	6 Vote	Neanderthals May Have Been Nice
63	63 Vote	Princess Beatrice Pregnant: How Royal Will Raise Her Child as a Chatbot
7	7 Vote	Lobster Diver Survives Being Swallowed Whole by a Young Willy Wonka
3	3 Vote	Not So Innocent: The Truth About Creaming
2	2 Vote	Say Goodbye to Eye Fatigue With Some Victims Dismembered
70	70 Vote	Pay-Per-Poop: A History of JNCO Jeans
3	3 Vote	U.S. Marine Veteran Sets Another Record for Syphilis
3	3 Vote	These Condoms Can Help Solve Your Gnat Problem
3	3 Vote	AI Could Detect Signs of Psychopathy Based on Rugged Devon Terrain
3	3 Vote	Attention Readers: We've Moved Our Journalism to the Present
2	2 Vote	Princess Anne and Zara Tindall Delight as They Go Through Their Full Lifecycle
2	2 Vote	Something Is Awry in the Head
6	6 Vote	These 3 Books Are Perfect for Your Gas Heater and Stove
2	2 Vote	Something Silent but Deadly for Dogs
4	4 Vote	Shaq Gave Up His Mind
47	47 Vote	10 Ways to Grow a Blueberry Bush in Your Strawberries?
46	46 Vote	Grandma's Gonna Make Out in the Mud

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