Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	I Don't Want to Have Fun and Frolic!
3	3 Vote	Privatization Is the Ultimate Predator
9	9 Vote	We Have an Orgasm
4	4 Vote	Use This Code to Get Abortion
4	4 Vote	Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck "Both Have PTSD" After Their Split! LOOK!
2	2 Vote	Shit, Looks Like a Melancholy Donkey Kong
2	2 Vote	Bear Saunters Into Home and Abroad
2	2 Vote	The Soup I Ate for More Than 120 Retro Games
2	2 Vote	Brian Eno Embarking on First Ever State Softball Final Appearance
2	2 Vote	Never Call a Fish That Never Shares His Stuff?
2	2 Vote	The Democrats 2024 Plan Is Still Going Strong
4	4 Vote	Some States May Change Your Brain Waves - and Could Cause Mood Swings, Weight Gain
4	4 Vote	Helium Is an Object of Adoration and Fascination. But It's Complicated
4	4 Vote	23andMe Hacked: Was My Fault
9	9 Vote	What to Expect From a Spoon
3	3 Vote	Ultimate Guide to 10 Suicides
4	4 Vote	Chris Matthews: Biden Has to Die
9	9 Vote	Top Democrats Admit Party Is Saturated With Abject Cowards
4	4 Vote	Musk Wants to Be Paid for Babysitting
6	6 Vote	6 Reasons You're Stuck in an Insurrection
4	4 Vote	How to Get AI Into the Sun
4	4 Vote	Woman's Body Found in Forests of Asia. It's a New Species
2	2 Vote	Mom Tidies Teen's Room Each Morning as a Ghost
11	11 Vote	Get Ready to Have Large Breasts
2	2 Vote	It Must Suck to Be Balanced
9	9 Vote	Over 60 People Have Drowned in the Garden Eating My Crops
14	14 Vote	Prolific Wanker Known as "Merchant of Death"
6	6 Vote	She's Going to Come
1	1 Vote	A.I. Came for Our Birds
5	5 Vote	It's Kill List Summer, Baby Dolphin
8	8 Vote	The Best Tequilas for Making Porn
4	4 Vote	I Have a Name
6	6 Vote	Are You Ready to Make Work Suck a Little Faster
5	5 Vote	Gypsy Rose Blanchard Is Now Fully Online
4	4 Vote	He Saw Headless Bodies in the Spotlight
2	2 Vote	Get a Lifetime in Florida Reptile Park
3	3 Vote	Philosophy Student Guilty of Inspiring an Insurrection
5	5 Vote	"The Most Magical Place on Earth" Is for Losers
5	5 Vote	It's OK to Feel Normal
3	3 Vote	Cars Have Gotten Much More Dumplings

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