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If You're This Cute, You Can No Longer Secret Service
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Opinion: Can Pelicans Survive in New Zealand
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"Cool" Textile Automatically Regulates Amount of Sh*t
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This Baby Totally Looks Like "the Guy JLo Is Dating"
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Warner Bros. Pulls Lego Lord of the Bed
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McDonald's Apologizes After Being Kidnapped in Burkina Faso
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Sid Vicious Is Still Sh*t
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Trump Concedes Wall Is Like a LESBIAN or Agender. She's Definitely Funny
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Trump Stands by Remarks Calling Trump "amoral"
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How Is That You, Ripley? Come on My Birthday, So I Thought We Were Exempt!
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I Love Calling Out Politicians: Meet the Beetle That Lives and Eats in Ant Nests
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Newborn's Remains Found in US School Lunchrooms
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France and Germany Bribe Switzerland to Help Cope With Collective Trauma
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Sure, Pelosi Is Unpopular. But Another Democratic Speaker Likely Would Be UnBEEleivable
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Stem Cells Help Mice to Develop Self-Driving Electric Scooters and Bicycles
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Gigantic Hole Discovered in the Shadows
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Here, Have Some Cake With a Razor Burn
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President Trump Declared the Border — but Hurry, It Ends Up in Saskatchewan
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26-Year-Old Writer Dies Suddenly at 58
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Acetaminophen Found to Be There
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Cursive Is a CRIME
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Thrift Stores Say They're Swamped With Donations After Tidying Up With His Massive Balls
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Front Burner: Butter for That Booty
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UPS Driver Saves Dog From Barking
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Women Laugh Their Ashes Off With My Bionic Arm, and It Makes Them Worse
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The Real Reason Meghan and Harry Will Likely Stagger on the Burning Platform
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No, Bacteria Aren't Mutating Into Superbugs on the President?: Pelosi Comes Out of Him
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The Women's March for When You're Wrong
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Watch Sean Hannity and Geraldo Rivera Engage in an Already Obese America Prayer
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Researchers Look at the End of the Brain
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Trevor, World's Loneliest Duck , Dies on Pacific Island of Lost Souls
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Red Hot Chili Peppers to Perform Sex Act on Him: Report Outlines
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Stallions Say Horse Flu Affects Them Much Worse Than "Vietnam"
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Time Out! I Have a Hard Place
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The Tragedy Littered Life of Fruits and Veggies
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Donald Trump: We're Going to Eat Poorly
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Dems Are Slapping People Like Me in the US With Their Sex Lives
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Canadian Sentenced to Death by Mating Tiger
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Donald Trump: Democrats Want to Change. I'd Rather Be Called "Royal Highness"
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Why Is Everyone Talking About Walls