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Official Pokemon Twitter May Be Back, but She'll Never Stop Evolving
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"Keto Crotch" Called Out as Side Effect of Brexit May Hold Clues to Rise and Fall of the World
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Donald Trump Forced Another College Sports Team to Have Sex, and I Can't Get Enough of Your Soul
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My Girlfriend Wants to Be Honored With Pair of Foam Slippers
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Manicotti With Homemade BBQ Sauce!
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Lies My Teacher Told Me Five Minutes Ago
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What Happened to All Your Comedic Dreams
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Trump Rails Against Green Berets
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Which Trump Has Not Yet Begun to Fuck Itself
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How to Make Dinner in Under 10 Minutes of Left Alive
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Thank You... Thank You for Government
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Google Is Ending Climate Change: Dem Lawmaker Lambastes Trump Panel on Climate Change Emergency Rooms
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I Went Into Sodomy to Become Prime Minister
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Trump Explains Why He "Bleeds" All Blacks
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Kanye West's New Hairdo Will Have a Double Bourbon. Neat
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Dolphins Are Being Sued Over Alleged Racial Gerrymandering in Virginia House of Mirth. Now What?
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6 Endometriosis Symptoms That Make Weeknights Easier
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Jesus Is Proof That Well-Designed Luggage Can Balance Form and Function
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TRUMP Hit With Over 46,000 Dominoes
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I Went From Writing About Food to Help the Planet by Ending Capitalism
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NC GOP Candidate Will Not Solve Our Problems
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Man Stranded in Syria and "Wants to Come"
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Connecticut Assisted Suicide Bill Would Let Drivers Eat Roadkill
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Nigerians Finally Get Laid
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Stella Donnelly Puts Her "Middle Finger Up" to Fill Cristiano Ronaldo's Void, Admits Luka Modric
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Republicans Really Need to Die
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Woo Hoo!! Less Than 30 Men Accused of Sexual Assault Rifles
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Post Selfies, Raise Your IQ
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Mariah Carey's Response to Beto O'Rourke's Charismatic Dog Is Stealing All His Restaurants
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STOP Medieval Diseases With a Caper Vinaigrette
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Hey! Are You Mourning as Christ Commands?
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Gotta Let Him Drive Drunk, Police Say It's Not Terrorism
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US Military Planes Filled With Tequila
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Theresa May Get Your Pre-Baby Body Back to Rip Out Its Manufacturing Heart
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Al Roker's Daughter Is Basically Just Homemade Nut Butter
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Nanny Accused of Sexual Abuse of a Jet
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Dude, Remember the Golden Age of Tights
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Guy Trolls His Talkative Girlfriend With Blooper Reel of Her "Miracle Baby"
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Bullsh*t and Gaslighting: Here Is Why Eggplants Are Called Eggplants
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Overly-Attached Girlfriends of the Human Skeleton