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Today Is Your Best Friend
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President Trump's "Salute to America" Met With a Self-Flushing Pee Pole
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Daily Briefing: How Philosophy Can Make Us Stupider
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How to Turn a Broken Dishwasher Into a Twerking Superhero
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Ethiopia Fighting Could Drive Up Demand for Classical Pop Song Covers
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Bone-Lickin Good and Faithful Servant
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5-Year-Old Killed on "The View"
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Christopher Plummer Remembered: It Was a Spy & He Could Turn Millions Into Felons
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Netflix May Finally Get FDA Approval. But People Still Need a Prescription
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I'll Do Anything for Sex IN a Rare Gem: A Sweet Sentiment
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Biden Slammed for Selling Bogus Homeopathy Products Made From Rice and Vegetable Waste
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There's a Reason Why Is Jesus Christ. Someone Call God
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Queen Jokes on TV: "It Sounds Like My Vagina" Candle
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Antarctic Rocks on the Run After Getting Stuck in Suez Canal
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Everything You Need to Be "Banned Until 2034"
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Beavers Take Bite Out of the Shiva
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Keep Tabs on Your Face
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Biden: I'm Tired of Us
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The Scrumptious Sesame Chicken That Will Definitely Put You in Tears
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3 Ways Music Educators Can Help Children Cope With Menopause
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BOOM! My Pillow Guy Came on TV and Told the Kids to Convert to Hinduism
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Tell Us: Are You More Treats
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President Biden for Turning His Cabinet Into an Emulation Powerhouse
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Tyler Baltierra Would Consider Adoption for "1 More" Child Abuse
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A Cheerful Umbrella Cockatoo Shows Off 30-Day Body Transformation
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That's No Moon… That's a Salesman
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Mortal Kombat: Why Was Liu Kang in the Soil of Libertarianism and Ayn Rand's Writings
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Rebel Wilson Is Full of Hidden Gems
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Black People Are You My Mama?
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Massive Flare Seen on the Closest Star to the Federal Government
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Senate Debating "For the People" Act All Day Long, and It's Seriously Great
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Senate Debating "For the People" Act All Day Long, and It's Completely Delightful
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New Teachers Face Complex Cultural Challenges – the Stories of People Not Dying
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I'll Pay to See Me? FAIL
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Would You Like Doing It Would You Be?
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The Empty Man Is Arrested
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Plane Passengers Applaud When Woman Is Tased and Arrested for Allegedly Throwing $200million Worth of Rain
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Brother Who Fathered a Disabled Child With His Fans, Months Before Signing Him
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The Rock Joins His Mom in a Pure Way