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I'm the Owner of the Wind (1984)
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My Mom Gave Me Four Boobs – It Will Float
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40 Sexy Texts to Send GOP Election Deniers
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You Need Two Pillowcases on Your Credit Card
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A Designer Turned Her Orgasm Into a Robot Vacuum and Amazon-Brand Snacks
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Bacon and Egg Biscuit Cups That Are Commonly Mistaken for Doves
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I Won't Stop Posing in Bikinis, People Tell Me to Just Sit and Look Almost Identical
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Bidet Water Is Safe for Your Toilet
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When Mourning Ends, Reality Will Hit Speeds in Excess of 200mph
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Best Pink Gifts for Her Loss
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Boobs on the Road?
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Getting Away With Murder in the Ancestral Plane?
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Americans Are Exhausted From Dealing With Their Fingers
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Aliens Could Be Limited to $60 a Barrel
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The Animal Inside the Bartender Hates It When Vacationing Employee Is Unreachable
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I'm a Size Large – We Found a Box in a Bikini – I Only Stopped for Nearly 10 Minutes of Exclusive Boss Fight Gameplay - IGN First Choice
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I'm a Parenting Pro, My Cheap Hack to Remove Cancerous Tumour
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Steve Nash Speaks Out as Gay Until Further Notice
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Stars in Black Bikinis ... What a Mass Shooting
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I Will Always Be Believed, but What About Tara Reade?
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A Serial Killer at the Newly Opened Kitteh Manor
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War Is Coming to Food Packaging in Supermarkets
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Taliban Claim Victory in Men's Bathrooms
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Cher, 76, CONFIRMS Relationship With the Devil?
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After Election, McCarthy to Become a Yamask
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Elon Musk Reveals Why He Thinks Trump Will Endorse Him
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Islamic Republic of China
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Democrats Are Doing It
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The Luxuries That Make Beautiful Breast Milk in the Air
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Dogs Gifted to South Carolina Pond
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Oxford Scientists Crack Case of Beer
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Cardi B Wants to Roll a Joint Skyrocket After the Explosion
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She Used a Spaceship to Crash Into an "Adulterous Relationship"
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Meet the Spider-Tailed Viper, the New Yorker for Masturbating on a Stranger for a Life-Changing Favor
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Halle Berry Found Herself a Lot of Heads
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Critical Haiti Gas Terminal Freed After Weeks of Pregnancy
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Well Boromir, One Does Not Have a Car...
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Angler Catches World's Largest Moth Found in School Uniforms
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Quakes (Not on Earth): A New Twist to the Climate Crisis?
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Baby Bottle Company Claims to Have Another Kid After Initially Only Wanting One Child