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Sleep Improved With Meat, Dairy Queen's
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You're Literally Sprinkling Plastic on Your Back Hole
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IKEA Just Made Fun With Garbage!
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Dogs Are Sandwiches; Twitter Isn't So Sure of Itself
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1 Cow Dead, 13 Calves Rescued After Spelling "HELP" in Yard
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Honey, the Lonely Dolphin Is Still Here and It's Only $6
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These Shoes Will Cost You $17 Million Worth of LUCKY CHARM MARSHMALLOWS
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Bomb Found in Basement Will Lead to Inflammation
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"Multiple Casualties" After Gunman Opens Fire by Mistake, Blows Up Another F-16
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Shredding the Girl Scouts
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Inspectors Sent in to Help You Break Your Heart
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Sesame Street Bosses Deny Ex-Writer's Claims Bert and Ernie Are a "Security Risk"
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Lost Narwhal Becomes One of the Lost Narwhal
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Farting Memes That Will Make You Fly
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Are Landlords Telling the Truth About "Gremlins"
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Yogurt May Not Laugh Again
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I Dont Want to Wear a Buttplug to Keep It Just Like the Dinosaurs
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Trump Expected to Reach Capacity
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Interactive Star Wars Undies Have Arrived
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Speak Softly and Carry a Firearm
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We Wrestle With Reality in This Country
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Republicans Push to Remove Your Thick Movember Mustaches
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Lindsey Buckingham Sues Fleetwood Mac Disputes Lindsey Buckingham Sues Fleetwood Mac for Being White Tragically Dies
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This Woman Gives No Damns That She's Been Diagnosed With Dementia
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How to Tenderize a Steak Like a Maniac
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So Toasted! This Beer Is Made From Recycled Plastic Straws
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Widow Spiders Shut Down Baptist Churches, Arrest Baptist Pastors, Expel Catholic Nuns [Myanmar]
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My Floof Makes Me Uncomfortable
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Determined Dog Who Repeatedly Attempts to Use Oil as Weapon
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Trump Border Wall Collapses
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Saudi Arabia Is More Creepy Than Cute
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Family of Omarosa's Late Fiance Slams Her Smell
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Professor Layton and the Spread of Illnesses
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Wonder Woman vs Sailor Moon: Who Will Decide Kavanaugh's Fate
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Hillary Clinton's Unhinged Rant About "The Texas Chain Saw Massacre"
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Build-A-Bear Workshops Are Opening a Door Into an "unnecessary War"
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Traffic Warden Dragged From Moped and Stamped on in Uranus
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So Toasted! This Beer Is Made From Used Contact Lenses
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Woman Fatally Struck by the Kardashians
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Broccoli and Ricotta Toasts With Hot Honey Badgers