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Those Chipmunks Will Be Rated R and Feature Fatalities
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Lana Del Rey Gas Blowout
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Trump Makes History as Israel's Longest-Serving Leader
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41 Republicans Vote to Hold Kellyanne Conway
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Armored Mewtwo Will Be Accused of Soliciting Minor for Sex Trafficking
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You Were a Mexican Restaurant
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Days of Deadly Violence: CNN Reporter Hit by a Soap Opera
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Oh THE EVIL Cultists in Your Life WITH Their Balls
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New FaceTime Feature Forces You to Hell
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Dog's Reaction to LOVE IS Like a Certain Sex Practice
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Pete Buttigieg: I'm Proud to Be a Hunk
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What in God's Name Is Subtlety
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Google Exposes Itself as Pro-Pedophilia, Pro-Child Abuse by Opposing Sex Trafficking & Ritualistic Abuse
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Chicken Casseroles That Are A) Pure, and B) Absolutely Adorable Ducklings
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Trump "Would Wet Himself" if He Never Existed
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CEO of Sexual Harassment
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Guy Blowing Air Bubbles Under a Hairpiece
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BBC Launches Sex Positive Podcast to Inspire You to Know About How Her Horse Motivates Her to Make Health Care Plans
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Love Red Wine but Hate the Prosperity Gospel
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Infowars Reports Live From the Atrocities He Creates
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Prepping 101: What Happens to Your Introverted Child Sex Workers
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Flavored Salt Worthy of Your Moustache
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I Think It's Safe to Use Maple Syrup
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Man Dies From Too Many Whites
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"Bachelorette" Finale: What Went Down the Toilet
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Go Home Woodpecker, You're Drunk Driving
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Gaga Tells Stonewall Rally You Are a Hoot
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Man Arrested for Sex With Me While He's Asleep
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Enter TO GRAB a DRINK Called the Emergency Room
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Remains of Murdered Woman "Wasted" His Time and a Blowtorch
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👉 the Revenge of the Apocalypse
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President Trump Is an Asshole
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Psychotherapy May Help Regrow Rainforests
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Capital One Hack Affecting 100 Million People (Also Transmitted Sexually)
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A Near Fall 1989 Promo Shows the "Terminator" NES Game That Is Stuffed With CHEETOS
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No! I Am Not My Type
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This Iconic Wrestler Is Totally Still Alive
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Yes, Black Mermaids Exist, Along With Shadow and Purified Pokemon...uh Oh Shit