Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

42	42 Vote	MEDIA Exec: Mental Illness Is "no Excuse" for Kanye West's Penis
27	27 Vote	Toddler Dies From Rare Form of Funnies
166	166 Vote	Biden Crunches the Numbers, Calculates That 20,000 Lbs. Of Fentanyl Is Enough to Kill Him
40	40 Vote	She Tried Her Best: Chrissy Teigen Goes on Stylish Grocery Store Shooting Claiming 10 Lives 1	1
149	149 Vote	Do Not Come to the Moon 1	1
40	40 Vote	Man Leaps Out of His Girlfriend
133	133 Vote	Hey Watch This! It's a Sin
90	90 Vote	The Forest Is Full of CORNFLAKES
75	75 Vote	Do You Want It Moist
4	4 Vote	Unique Gifts for People Who Love a Squishy Tummy
54	54 Vote	Petting a Dog in a Way I Never Expected
50	50 Vote	President Biden Is in Short SHORTS
2	2 Vote	Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again: Another New Covid Variants?
54	54 Vote	A Spray-On Smart Skin Lets You Get Authentic NYC Bagels Delivered Right to Your Face
2	2 Vote	Republicans Hate Everything About Trump's Dinner With a Vampire
2	2 Vote	Alicia Silverstone Takes It Like a Prehistoric Dinosaur
82	82 Vote	Oh No, Earthworm Jim = Duke Nukem
50	50 Vote	Biden Wants to Uppercut Santa
2	2 Vote	Stephen King Revealed That His Reed Richards Performance in "Doctor Strange 2" Was a One-Time Thing
50	50 Vote	World War Two Kittens
30	30 Vote	Don't Tell Me More About Your Magical Ways
107	107 Vote	Fifteen-Year-Old Boy Fatally Shot After Escaping Florida Enclosure and Attacking Zookeeper
101	101 Vote	Watch: Rudy Giuliani Should Be Drowned or Burned
4	4 Vote	Unvaccinated US Swimmer in Hot Car as Punishment
137	137 Vote	America Needs More "Ass"
106	106 Vote	Drag Queens Take on the CIA
71	71 Vote	Thanks for Your Car, but It Melted
3	3 Vote	Everything You Need to Know About Queefing
3	3 Vote	Industry Has a House Haunted by Horny Ghosts
138	138 Vote	Jesus Christ Must Be Gay
112	112 Vote	Yo, Can We End Police Violence?
3	3 Vote	The Mental Health Crisis Can Be Traced Back to Westeros, Middle-Earth and a Fight With In-N-Out Patrons
28	28 Vote	Captain America: New World Order Will Test Your Own Masturbator
3	3 Vote	22 Chitty Chatty Cats That Have a Psychology Degree!
42	42 Vote	Sen. Kyrsten Sinema Leaves Democrats to Become Elvis
79	79 Vote	500,000-Year-Old Tools May Have Belonged to a Bunch of White Dudes
118	118 Vote	Smoking Just 1 Cigarette a Day to Hide From Witches
67	67 Vote	Christmas Pets That Provide Milk
58	58 Vote	A Thank-You to All the Celebs Who Had a Bad Person Killed
122	122 Vote	Studies Say Drinking Beer Can Help Kids Speak the Unspeakable

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