Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	The Man Who Didn't Play the My Little Pony
29	29 Vote	Great Toast Recipes Using Nothing but Garbage
52	52 Vote	How to Wallow in Despair
9	9 Vote	The Professor, the Bikini Model, and a Pair of Scissors
4	4 Vote	Many Americans Forced to Spend
5	5 Vote	These Men Try to Convince You That They Are Alive
17	17 Vote	New York Is 85 Percent Better Than a Toilet Seat
39	39 Vote	SUV Crash Leaves Driver, Dog Covered in Roses
68	68 Vote	How Lobbyists Literally Run the Jewels: "Pew Pew Pew" Pew" Pew" Pew" Pew" Pew"
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
2	2 Vote	If Work Was Secretly Incredible
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
2	2 Vote	Wouldn't It Be . . Aliens?
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
477	477 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone 2	2
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
211	211 Vote	Now You Can Hump It
117	117 Vote	Today Sure Is Silly
300	300 Vote	There Is a Banana 1	1