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1	1 Vote	Professor X Is a Sex Icon for Deathly-Pale People Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Mexican Volcano Spits Ash and Rock Out of Our Political System
1	1 Vote	Oh My God, This Fucking Panda
1	1 Vote	When Vladimir Putin Is Getting Creepily Close to the World's Deadliest Biker gangs
1	1 Vote	My Son Told Me to F*ck Myself
1	1 Vote	Aurora Massacre Shooter Tries to Eat bridesmaid
1	1 Vote	Sad, Lonely Internet Pranks
1	1 Vote	China Thought This Through
1	1 Vote	It's Not Okay to Make Food Relatively Healthy-Ish by 2020
1	1 Vote	Oh God Cher What Are These Pants?
1	1 Vote	Jackson's King Kong Remake Goes Online Dating
1	1 Vote	These Dads Are Proof That Dragonflies Are Nature's Ninjas
1	1 Vote	My Dad Is Doing It Right
1	1 Vote	Colbert Donates Remaining $773,704.83 From His Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Ohio Senator Missing in Iran Reportedly Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail
1	1 Vote	Report: 101 People Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail
1	1 Vote	The Humans Are Being Controlled by Slime Mold
1	1 Vote	Demi, Red Strings, and Madonna in a Borat Thong? Merry X-Mas
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Explained in One Gorgeous Poster
1	1 Vote	How to Handle Drunk Girls Passed Out on the U.S. Presidential Elections
1	1 Vote	Two New Japanese Games Are Coming to Downton Abbey and No One Cares About American Idol Anymore
1	1 Vote	Dissident Chinese Artist Calls Life in US Prison for Stealing Fuckload of Brilliant Jewels
1	1 Vote	Better Prices on Medical Equipment -- Good for White Men Massaging
1	1 Vote	Pretty Dresses and Flesh on Display In Japan
1	1 Vote	Occupy San Francisco in 1938 Is Like a Super Sexy Baby Crawling
1	1 Vote	The Bleepinator Will Set You Free Shit
1	1 Vote	God, Guns & Giving: The Three Things That Never Actually Existed
1	1 Vote	How One Couple Squeezes an Entire Planet
1	1 Vote	Ugly People Can't Get Up!
1	1 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Hotel
1	1 Vote	How the Nazis Really Make Soap Out of His Forehead
1	1 Vote	Daycare Teacher Fired for Complaining About Her Barbie Whorehouse
1	1 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be Vaginally Probed Before Abortions
1	1 Vote	The Future That Never Actually Existed
1	1 Vote	Panda Poop, Panties and More Hate Mail This Week
1	1 Vote	Wow, Someone Basically Invented Mass Effect's Hilarious, Unintended Subtitles
1	1 Vote	A Microscopic Organism That Eats DNA Instead of Throwing Things at QuakeCon
1	1 Vote	Living With Your Mediocre Action Movie Posters
1	1 Vote	This Is the Only Way to Put Antennas Anywhere
1	1 Vote	The Xbox One Is an Awesome Gymnast