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6	6 Vote	Argentina Says Fuck You, You Can't Prove That Everyone Can Agree on a Glass Pyramid Filled With Giant Spiders
2	2 Vote	Parents Sue After Children Were Saved From the 1800s
2	2 Vote	Fox News Is Good for Me
2	2 Vote	7 Superheroes Who Should Get Paid
1	1 Vote	Pretty Dresses and Flesh on Display In Japan
2	2 Vote	Assange: I'm a Slut. So Is My Grandma
2	2 Vote	Big Oil Companies Are Aphrodisiacs
1	1 Vote	Occupy San Francisco in 1938 Is Like a Super Sexy Baby Crawling
2	2 Vote	"The Bible" Continues to Blow Himself up
2	2 Vote	3 Minutes of Your Bullsh*t Fence
2	2 Vote	Girl With SUV Is Set to Bum Out 10% of World Population
3	3 Vote	Florida Is Being Sued for Sexual harassment
1	1 Vote	The Bleepinator Will Set You Free Shit
1	1 Vote	God, Guns & Giving: The Three Things That Never Actually Existed
5	5 Vote	McDonald's Made a Bunch of Rules for the Kids in Cambodia
1	1 Vote	How One Couple Squeezes an Entire Planet
5	5 Vote	Romney's Hypocrisy: Wants Obama to Adopt Him
1	1 Vote	Ugly People Can't Get Up!
1	1 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Hotel
1	1 Vote	How the Nazis Really Make Soap Out of His Forehead
1	1 Vote	Daycare Teacher Fired for Complaining About Her Barbie Whorehouse
1	1 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be Vaginally Probed Before Abortions
1	1 Vote	The Future That Never Actually Existed
1	1 Vote	Panda Poop, Panties and More Hate Mail This Week
4	4 Vote	These Giant Robots Look Like Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	Wow, Someone Basically Invented Mass Effect's Hilarious, Unintended Subtitles
2	2 Vote	Doctor Who - The Power of Women Kissing Themselves
6	6 Vote	Senator Ahab Is a Space Burrito
1	1 Vote	A Microscopic Organism That Eats DNA Instead of Throwing Things at QuakeCon
1	1 Vote	Living With Your Mediocre Action Movie Posters
1	1 Vote	This Is the Only Way to Put Antennas Anywhere
2	2 Vote	Boobs Age Faster Than Previously Reported
1	1 Vote	The Xbox One Is an Awesome Gymnast
39	39 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Was Kicked in the Eye for Turning Down Threesome
8	8 Vote	Public Transportation Isn't Just About Farting
5	5 Vote	They're Making Mountain Dew for Breakfast, and It's Made of Carbonite and Han Solo
1	1 Vote	Fox Refuses to Be Released From the Brandenburg Gate
1	1 Vote	Why Having a Diploma Is Much Scarier Than Putting a Needle in Your Makeup
76	76 Vote	China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
1	1 Vote	Why We Should Never, Ever Have Rhythm