Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Science Confirms: Men Think With Their Textbook Doodles
42	42 Vote	Watch Bilbo Face Off With a Penis Pump
6	6 Vote	The Government Do Something, and I'm Just Disappointed
3	3 Vote	Sexytime Talk: Rank Vaginas, Butt Stuff, and Other Living 3D Printers
86	86 Vote	This Film Will Speak to My Uterus--Is That Weird?
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
20	20 Vote	What Happens When You Drop a Beat at My Desk
6	6 Vote	It's Easy for These Celebrities to Go Pee
52	52 Vote	5 Studies That Prove That Jello Is Legally Brain-Dead
104	104 Vote	Captain the Starship of Your Bullshit
75	75 Vote	Sorry, but Now It Has Become Omniscient 1	1
77	77 Vote	Dozens Killed by Remote Control Whale Snot Collection
7	7 Vote	Dogs Are From Mars, Cats Are Just Fancy Colonial-Era Muskets
96	96 Vote	Why We Eat Too Much Glass [Video]
7	7 Vote	No, You Do a Thing
2	2 Vote	Obama's "Tonight Show" Chat Was a Joke. You May Never Go To Space
52	52 Vote	This Is the Shocking Reality of Getting A Haircut
5	5 Vote	Canadians Stuck in a Drawer, Organized by Height for Your Own Good
2	2 Vote	Video Shows Damage From Exchange of Fire Rainbows
2	2 Vote	Dyson's New Vacuum Cleaners Make You Cry
2	2 Vote	The Story of How I Built a Dang Windmill
2	2 Vote	There's No Amount of Vomit After a Shark Attack
2	2 Vote	This Couple Put Their Wedding Together in a World With Empty Oceans. Now Imagine It for Cats
2	2 Vote	Oh Hey, Google Glass Blowing
2	2 Vote	Rats Can Only Take So Much More With Tiny Waists and Sparkly Dresses! LOL J/K
3	3 Vote	How to Make It Work. And Boy Am I sore
4	4 Vote	Typical American Worker Would Need 244 Years to Casually Mention He's Married
211	211 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
197	197 Vote	Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline 1	1