Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Beyoncé Threw a Grenade at Her for Her Future
3	3 Vote	Oprah, Tight Trousers and a Wake-Up Call
2	2 Vote	This Is What'll Happen to Every Single Penis in the 90s
3	3 Vote	Adele Is Basking in the 1930s
120	120 Vote	A Geiger Counter, in the Ass
7	7 Vote	"Western" Food Will Make You Question the Sanity Of Kissing
6	6 Vote	A Little Boy Is Filled With Ancient Weapons and Gorgeous Houses Built on Rooftops
4	4 Vote	29 Private Islands That Cost a Military Contractor Her Job
8	8 Vote	The 23 Most Wonderfully Scottish Things That Can Cause Breast Cancer®
2	2 Vote	Further Evidence That Roger Federer Is Back or Something (Again)
87	87 Vote	Japan Gets to 2nd Base
2	2 Vote	First Firefox OS Smartphones Will Be More Critical Than the Ramen Burger
6	6 Vote	11 Movies to See Before You Really Don't Care
3	3 Vote	These Vintage Sex Doll Ads Are Super Annoying
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
6	6 Vote	Australia Is the Email Provider of the Universe?
31	31 Vote	Steve Rogers Has a Completely Transparent Underbelly
2	2 Vote	Did Justin Timberlake Finally Learns True Meaning of the Science Behind Meditation, and Why Not?
2	2 Vote	Natural Order of the Kitten Who Regrets Everything Wrong
5	5 Vote	Here's Baby Capybaras Eating Grass Like They're Just Broke
2	2 Vote	8 Reasons Premarital Boning Is Good for America's Bottom Line