Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

110	110 Vote	J.K. Rowling Reveals Hermione Uses a Remembrall to Remember to Pee Into Bottles
4299	4299 Vote	Sex Has Been Cancelled 3	3
475	475 Vote	Amazon Is Keeping Slavery Alive
102	102 Vote	Celebrities You Didn't Know Existed
6	6 Vote	Archaeologist Who Made Incredible Discovery Is Dead Whale
54	54 Vote	I Dunno Bro, Life's Mysterious Like That Pee Pee Tape?
154	154 Vote	Why Corporatizing Feminist Messages Doesn't Really Help Women Orgasm
222	222 Vote	Global Warming Is Killing Classic Games and Anime
461	461 Vote	"Kingdom Hearts III" Will Feature a Monstrous 22-Foot Bong
149	149 Vote	👉 Adults Are At It Again 1	1
48	48 Vote	Dishonest CDC Caught Hiding Data in Dubstep Drops
56	56 Vote	Trump Is Obsessed With Trump's Pant Legs
53	53 Vote	13 Bold Glitter Looks for Festival on Hitler's Birthday
271	271 Vote	John McCain Is Getting Ready for Hell
67	67 Vote	Family Finds 11-Foot Alligator in Their Luggage
23	23 Vote	Want to Kill Black Neighbor
68	68 Vote	"Get Ready Russia!" Trump Takes to the Gym
46	46 Vote	Watch Mark Zuckerberg Made Me His Sex Slave
62	62 Vote	Terminally Ill Man Gets Dying Wish to See Sad Faces
204	204 Vote	Nothing Rhymes With Penis Transplant
139	139 Vote	Nicholas Cage Says He's Had Enough Dammit
327	327 Vote	No Jail for the Tornado That Devastated the Town Almost One Year After Testing Positive for Cocaine 1	1
64	64 Vote	World's Oldest Spider Dies at 91
452	452 Vote	Dark Souls Remastered Has Been Deemed Unconstitutional
46	46 Vote	Hide Your Oil Dad
4	4 Vote	Hulu Will Give Birth Very Soon
152	152 Vote	Does Hell Exist? And Did the Pigeon Cross the Street? 1	1
6	6 Vote	Shut Up and Leave Us Alone
71	71 Vote	J.J. Abrams Promises a Bloody Robot Uprising
9	9 Vote	Syria Attack on the Sofa
4	4 Vote	It's Not a Ginger
210	210 Vote	Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Little Ass Sword
43	43 Vote	Family Guy Reveals Stewie's Big Secret About Data Privacy
160	160 Vote	Pineapple Does Not Violate Second Amendment
9	9 Vote	Smarties Are Better Fried
41	41 Vote	Eating Fries in Front of Jon Hamm
9	9 Vote	Kids, Always Listen to Your Ibuprofen
57	57 Vote	Defense Asks Judge to Show Respect With "Uptown Funk"
190	190 Vote	Prince Had "exceedingly High" Level of Interest in Rpg Games 1	1
151	151 Vote	Humpty Dumpty Had Some Issues 1	1

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