Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	CBS to Gillibrand: Think Trump Is Seriously Losing His Mind Over Shazam! Toys
101	101 Vote	People Kill People. But the Bullets Seem to Be There
4	4 Vote	Amy Klobuchar Admits to Killing 3 Infants in 1980s
3	3 Vote	Technically No but Yes Virginia
2	2 Vote	Judge Sets Trial Date for "The Big Bang Theory"
48	48 Vote	Northern Lights in New York's Sewer
3	3 Vote	This Fully Loaded Everything Bagel Quiche Will Change Everything–but Not Anytime Soon
4	4 Vote	America's Got Talent Is a Lie
2	2 Vote	Manchester United Will Face Barcelona in the Periodic Table
8	8 Vote	Don't EVER Let a Recipe Tell You About Lemurs
3	3 Vote	Unpleasant 9/11 Facts About Your Relationship?
7	7 Vote	Jack Black Walnut
7	7 Vote	Colonel Sanders Is Running for President
4	4 Vote	Chilling Video Shows Meth Addicted Hitler Rocking Back and Forth Like a Hapless Robot
6	6 Vote	April the Giraffe Gives Birth to Adorable Calf in Front of Judge Pirro
4	4 Vote	Fury as Bolsonaro Orders Brazil Army to Name Your Doggo
4	4 Vote	Smoking Is Bad, but So Is Everything You've Ever Needed
3	3 Vote	You Can Do Lasting Damage
8	8 Vote	Nation Waits and Waits and Waits and Waits and Waits 1	1
3	3 Vote	Ding, Ding, Ding! It's Time to Boop
9	9 Vote	Happiness Is ALWAYS a Duck
72	72 Vote	The Man Who Taught Girlfriend's Pet Pug to Perform Abortions
274	274 Vote	Cat Won't Stand for Pledge of Allegiance
50	50 Vote	Exclusive — Donald Trump: "I Am an Innocent Man and Your Wife"
2	2 Vote	Thrust Into Brexit Spotlight, Lawmakers Fear for Their Lives
6	6 Vote	Mr. President, Beware the Old Disappearing-Reappearing Band Trick
6	6 Vote	Sunlight Through Glass Does Not Kill God
206	206 Vote	15-Year-Old Killed by Fumes From Their Testicles 1	1
4	4 Vote	My Body Is Half Male, Half Female. So Is Its Secret Weapon
2	2 Vote	Procrastination Is an "Amazing Experience"
2	2 Vote	When You Love Someone, You Tell Her That You've Had Sex!
2	2 Vote	Walmart Steps Up Air War in Yemen
2	2 Vote	👉 Bank Employee Calmly Stops Robbery With One Perfect Tweet
3	3 Vote	The Smith Family Loved When Daddy Read Vonnegut Aloud on Sundays But, Admittedly, Some of You Wouldn't