Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

134	134 Vote	These Bass Players Look Like Assholes
553	553 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
151	151 Vote	Super Mario World, Too Lesbiany
112	112 Vote	Why Twinkies Cost Less When Downloaded via the Online Store
7	7 Vote	Al Franken Forced to Pretend to Be My Boss
115	115 Vote	Terrifying Sea Monster Found in Canada Hotel room
8	8 Vote	25 Reasons to Drink
88	88 Vote	Orangutans Will Soon Allow You to Join Them!
9	9 Vote	Netanyahu Warns: Let's Not "Delude Ourselves" About the Twilight Saga
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
5	5 Vote	Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in My Dreams
13	13 Vote	Carlos Santana Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA!
7	7 Vote	India Has a Problem With Slugs. I Think I've Gained Their Trust. They Think I'm Dominican
62	62 Vote	Today's Your Last Chance to See a Kitten Eating a Watermelon
9	9 Vote	Anthony Weiner Can't Keep His Stolen Pink Pony
112	112 Vote	First Trailer for Doctor Who's Twelfth Doctor Dré
143	143 Vote	Horse in a Speedo
23	23 Vote	How the Death Star Makes Everything Worse
81	81 Vote	Can a Democratic Republic Function When the LSD Kicks In?
156	156 Vote	How'd This Horse Get on the Counter
189	189 Vote	Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
125	125 Vote	High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman 1	1
108	108 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How to Talk to Cops: reports
84	84 Vote	Truck Full of Lies
257	257 Vote	Bill Nye the Science Guy Needs a Nap Time Cuddle 1	1
144	144 Vote	Cat Hangs Out in Classroom After Using Heroin
36	36 Vote	An Extinct Bug That Looks Just Like a Crotch
99	99 Vote	Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
99	99 Vote	Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as Nightclub bouncer 1	1
283	283 Vote	Why the Hell Do We Live?
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
45	45 Vote	Glenn Beck's Pants Are on the Subway
121	121 Vote	The IRS Is Made of People Who Hate Christmas Trees
143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
243	243 Vote	Joe Biden Is Coming to MotherF*ing PlayStation 3 in MotherF*ing October
109	109 Vote	Romney Says He'll Make the Worst Movie Even Worster