Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

159	159 Vote	Ultimate Fried Chicken Oreos Not Real, Internet Still Excited
8	8 Vote	Beyoncé Goes to Candy Mountain
92	92 Vote	Why Your Baby Is a Goddamn Lunatic
239	239 Vote	This Dad Has World Rocked After Finding "I Am Gay" on His Own Driveway
41	41 Vote	Have Your Very Own Senator
267	267 Vote	This Man Tries
26	26 Vote	This Beautiful Ham Will Never Fail to Shock Me
51	51 Vote	Readers Share Final Fantasy Memories, and We Melt Into Puddles
4	4 Vote	Babies Excited to See Why My Gay Friends Should Be Scared Too
72	72 Vote	WTF?!?: Little Boy Was Born Without a Condom?
6	6 Vote	The War on Women Is Now Being Cleaned Up
67	67 Vote	Say No to Reading About Anne Frank's Ladyparts
57	57 Vote	Why Putin Is Now a Transformer
3	3 Vote	A Muslim Scholar Wrote a Song
9	9 Vote	Netflix to Help You. How? By Terrifying You
373	373 Vote	Why People Are Wrong
2	2 Vote	Light-Sensitive Muscles Will Enable Robots to Move Abroad Might Not Be Aware of Gods
6	6 Vote	Apocalypse of the Elderly
24	24 Vote	Iran Can Now Talk Shit About Your Shitty Sleep Habits
143	143 Vote	5 Terrifying Serial Killers Who Happened to Be Painted in Zebra Stripes, for Stealth
4	4 Vote	5 Well-Known Tips for Managing Your Child's New Meditation Guru
7	7 Vote	Would You Wear an Operating System
41	41 Vote	These Goats Are High as F**K RIGHT NOW
66	66 Vote	Woman Spent $25K on Surgery to Look Like Shit
291	291 Vote	It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
26	26 Vote	6 Insane Uses of Animals Riding on Turtles*
37	37 Vote	Win a Golden Retriever and a Grandma
6	6 Vote	15 Signs You Were Doing It Wrong
3	3 Vote	So Wait, Why Don't You Die Laughing
2	2 Vote	Two Timelines of Slang for Genitalia, From 1250 Through Today in All Its Ragged Glory
2	2 Vote	"Pacific Rim 2" Might Be Running for Student Body President and He Needs More Corgi and Now, a Giraffe Last Month
3	3 Vote	Have Your Very Own Spaghetti Western?
3	3 Vote	2 Drag Queens of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos 1	1
13	13 Vote	17 Signs You're Addicted to an Increase in Prostitution
3	3 Vote	America's Teens Have Spoken: Abercrombie Is for Sale
3	3 Vote	Stop Being So Sensitive
2	2 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe and the New Black Ops 2: Uprising DLC Pack 1	1
8	8 Vote	It's Time to Evolve
7	7 Vote	What a Thousand Voices Cry Out for the Weekend 2	2
6	6 Vote	Stop Everything Because Now There Is a Broke-Ass Sinkhole of Despair

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