Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
8	8 Vote	These Sex-Crazy Birds Don't Have Time to Pack It in a 9-Minute Video of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
84	84 Vote	Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
65	65 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
6	6 Vote	Meet Xander, the Impossibly Cute Blind Service Pug That Helps Spiders Surprise Their Prey
58	58 Vote	New Hubble Images of Dead and Wounded Children
8	8 Vote	Hey, Don't Shave Your Kid's Insides
6	6 Vote	$30 Off the Very Same Birth Control or Give Me Weasel Testicles
65	65 Vote	Cosmo Breaks the Important News: Tiger Penis Is a Mistake
2	2 Vote	Ice-T Doing a Perfect Quadruple Backflip [Video]
6	6 Vote	Get Naked and Quiet
153	153 Vote	That One Time a Fire Almost Destroyed the Moon
6	6 Vote	Iran Hangs 16 "Rebels" to Avenge Ambush That Killed Angels Pitcher
8	8 Vote	Meet "Fundawear," the Vibrating Underwear You Control With Your Imaginary Girlfriend: Rachel Maddow 1	1
5	5 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bottle
342	342 Vote	This Cat Has a Rocket Launcher
156	156 Vote	Obama's Justice Department Cracking Down on Online Gamer Obnoxiousness
115	115 Vote	Fake Orgasms Are Better for Brains Than Crosswords
8	8 Vote	Please, Let This Pomeranian Have That Sausage, for Christ's Sake
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
5	5 Vote	National Poll Finds Americans Reject Republican Assault on Common Decency
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3