Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

106	106 Vote	I Can't Make a Difference. Pass It On
91	91 Vote	I Accidentally Shit in Her Mouth
203	203 Vote	Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
75	75 Vote	Why Is This One Sentence
103	103 Vote	Wasted Bro Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
306	306 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
420	420 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
681	681 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
255	255 Vote	Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom 1	1
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
265	265 Vote	Confession: I Don't Care 1	1
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
421	421 Vote	WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live 4	4
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10

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