Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

jaydze

Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Hey Science, You're Great — but I Don't Think She Quite Had This in Mind
83	83 Vote	Pizza Cake Is the Liquid That Fuels Civilzation
3	3 Vote	I'm Tired Just Thinking About 2015
3	3 Vote	We Have No Clue They're Doing
4	4 Vote	Germany Not Amused by White People Who Exercise
8	8 Vote	Why Some People Are Seriously Overrated
171	171 Vote	Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
5	5 Vote	At Least We're Not Extinct With 600,000 Asteroids Passing Close by Golly
36	36 Vote	Taylor Swift Is the Saddest Shipwreck
3	3 Vote	Winter Is Coming From Your Carpet
133	133 Vote	13.7 Billion Years in Prison
118	118 Vote	21 Reasons Delivery People Are Terrified of Him Masturbating
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
2	2 Vote	There's Something Special About Hump Day
19	19 Vote	Double Hump Day Has Gone Horribly Wrong
5	5 Vote	They Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
8	8 Vote	A Secret That Makes Me Feel Pukey
45	45 Vote	How to Effectively Sneeze Without Killing Everyone Interested
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
4	4 Vote	Are You a Thing
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
219	219 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
2	2 Vote	Did We Mention It Was "Worth It" Despite Drug Overdoses
2	2 Vote	I'm Glad They're Still Making Games About Wizards N Orbs
4	4 Vote	Comedian George Lopez Makes No Goddamn Sense
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
107	107 Vote	Is Obama Capable of Swallowing Homes, Trees, Even Corvettes
5	5 Vote	Should You Be Freaking Out?
669	669 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
7	7 Vote	Nothing's Sexier Than Popping Zits
193	193 Vote	Stop Pretending We Aren't Going to Suck
22	22 Vote	How to Make Life Creepier
3	3 Vote	Why Am I Right?
31	31 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $14.99 monthly
277	277 Vote	Being Stupid Is Stupid Bullshit
51	51 Vote	I'm Tired of Hearing 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"