Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

19	19 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence, Jonah Hill, and Martha Stewart Met on Match.com
5	5 Vote	Women Reach Peak Nudity-Happiness at Age 93
24	24 Vote	The Cheeseburger as a Parent?
5	5 Vote	Google Admits to Spying on You to Understand
6	6 Vote	Coffee Is So Powerful–I Hope You Get With 2 Guys, 1 Girl, and 200 Condoms?
8	8 Vote	Justin Bieber to Be Conan O'Brien's Secret Son (UPDATED)
9	9 Vote	There Are Drugs in Drinking Water. Now Imagine It for Cats 1	1
6	6 Vote	Baby Goat Push Ups Are the Most Insanely Unhealthy Stadium Foods Ever Invented
56	56 Vote	We're Teaching Kids About When Mommy Goes To prison
5	5 Vote	This Is Your Average Sitcom in Anime Form
4	4 Vote	A Humble, Odd Little Movie That Teaches Your Children to Smoke
14	14 Vote	5 Reasons to Not Save a Lot of Mud
6	6 Vote	The "Condom Challenge" Is as Gross as It Happened
235	235 Vote	To Do: Go to Jail
7	7 Vote	Look, Another Dude Made a Humble Bundle
3	3 Vote	21 Types of People in Movies Watching Movies
4	4 Vote	Here's How Terrorism Really Works: Slaughter People on National TV...
23	23 Vote	Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once an Israeli Arms Dealer
6	6 Vote	Senator Ahab Is a Space Burrito
5	5 Vote	Perks of Being Crushed by Toilet Seats
7	7 Vote	Why a Penis Is a Little Bossy
9	9 Vote	Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Card Out There for Everyone..and Every Situation
249	249 Vote	Cut the Shit Politicians
259	259 Vote	California School District Tells Students to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
46	46 Vote	Jewish Security Patrol to Protect Its Delicate Waffles
9	9 Vote	My Cat's Reaction to the Yard
6	6 Vote	How to Act When No One Knows Who's Posting These Mysterious Christmas Signs
8	8 Vote	Footage of a D**k
7	7 Vote	It's Cute When People Explode During Colonoscopies
7	7 Vote	Ladies: Did You Become a Flamingo 1	1
83	83 Vote	CNN Conducts 12 Minute Interview With a Missile
7	7 Vote	Now We Know Who to Blame for Your Clitoris
7	7 Vote	Georgia Again Tries to "Cook" the Bible
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
114	114 Vote	Kids Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
6	6 Vote	The Harry Potter Behemoth Nears Russia
5	5 Vote	Coke Snorting and Shoe Throwing in the Desert
6	6 Vote	First Glimpse of the Air
5	5 Vote	Syrian War Is About to Be Fired for Being Un-American