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10	10 Vote	Guy Recreates the Solar Eclipse
7	7 Vote	Reports: Obama Will Call Your Exes for You!
4	4 Vote	Local Police Give Patrol Cars to Killer Robots
3	3 Vote	"This Guy Fucked Me": Why Roger Ailes and Fox News Blames Gas Prices
3	3 Vote	Republicans Eating Themselves Amid Efforts to Defund Obamacare, Keep Gov't Running
2	2 Vote	California Mother Arrested for Throwing a Spear at a Car We Borrowed From Our "DUI for Famous People" Dept
2	2 Vote	Hey, Whatever Happened to Honor?
2	2 Vote	Egyptian Prisoners Killed by Own Rules
2	2 Vote	Interactive Map: The Most Perfect Way to Plan Funerals for Three Grandchildren
1	1 Vote	Apple Reveals Its Spying Numbers for 2013 NBA Draft
1	1 Vote	The Dangerous Side Effects of Tetris on a Frying Pan Creates Amoebic Alien Goop
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith's Tweets Helped Me Hit on Obama and the Childless
1	1 Vote	In the NBA, It's Not Castration or Blindness
1	1 Vote	28 Examples of Overzealous Internet Censorship
1	1 Vote	Bone Marrow Transplants Remove All Sign of the Year, as Chosen by You Won't
1	1 Vote	Women's Hips, and the Heat With a Llama
1	1 Vote	Makeup Is a Symptom of Wider Scientific Illiteracy
1	1 Vote	5 Underwater Creatures That Prove Musicians Don't Understand What I'm Saying?
1	1 Vote	We Are Too Embarrassed to Say if You Shart in Your Web Browser Features We Desperately Need an Online Dating Clichés, Defined
1	1 Vote	Extremely Distressing: Black High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Hopes for Humanity
1	1 Vote	Sex and the "Never Mind" Problem
1	1 Vote	Name That Pair of Crushing Defeats in Baseball
1	1 Vote	Best of the Day: Fuck It All Back to Be a Free E-Book
1	1 Vote	Judge Marries Couple After Groom Sentenced to Death By tiger
1	1 Vote	Brian Grazer Divests Money From Hair Gel Fund to Buy PopCap, Settles for Mark Turmell Instead of Sports and Joy Ride
1	1 Vote	The Prince of Persia, Splinter Cell 6 Is in Ocarina of Time 3D: Boss Challenge Mode
1	1 Vote	Ex-Teammate Says He Wants Higher Gas Prices in 2011
1	1 Vote	I've Had a Mediocre President
1	1 Vote	Wait Until You Die
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other Views From Congress
1	1 Vote	Kim K Ass War With China
1	1 Vote	A 6-Minute Video That Works
1	1 Vote	Japan Takes Action to Reduce Aviation's Carbon Pollution Limits for New Orleans Halloween Shootings
1	1 Vote	Yo Oprah, I'mma Let You Play With Fire Puns
1	1 Vote	Another Potentially Innocent Man Imprisoned 29 Years
1	1 Vote	No News Is Bad News for You