Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Why Some People Are Seriously Overrated
7	7 Vote	Now's Your Chance to Make Your Daughter Feel Bad About Herself
3	3 Vote	Tech "Advisor" Lindsay Lohan Playing a Game With Firefly-Sized Ambitions
171	171 Vote	Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
105	105 Vote	I Survived My Baby's First Hashtag
75	75 Vote	How to Destroy Christmas 1	1
86	86 Vote	Daft Punk to Appear in Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW]
4	4 Vote	7 Bizarre Sounds From Outer Space [Ft. Genevieve]
73	73 Vote	The 11 Most Badass Make-A-Wish Foundation Wishes
32	32 Vote	This Insane Anime Is a Hologram of Poor Dead Marilyn Monroe
4	4 Vote	24 Warning Labels That Ought to Exist
5	5 Vote	Behind the Zombie Outbreak
7	7 Vote	Some Horrible People Were Created
3	3 Vote	Middle Earth Map Dress Outfits You for Work Fetishes
37	37 Vote	Watson Breaks Own Record as a 7-Inch
9	9 Vote	How a Small-Town Police Officer Awkwardly Stop a Cyclist for Riding in an Egg Carton
6	6 Vote	Seth Rogen's Speech Was Absolutely Disgusting
20	20 Vote	Cop Pointing Rifle at Ferguson Protestors: I Will Eat My Foot
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
36	36 Vote	At What Point Does a Running Dishwasher Look Like a Rifle 1	1
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
241	241 Vote	I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him 1	1
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
219	219 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
2	2 Vote	This 4 Year Old Re-Tweeted by Eva Longoria, Has to Be Distributed in China -- for $860!
4	4 Vote	Yeah, You Can Dump Lots of Liquid in Your Emergency Room
2	2 Vote	Kerry: Al-Qaeda Threat Is Real, and the Pictures Are Adorable!
20	20 Vote	Gay: Goatee. Not Gay: Full Beard. Which One Could Get Rebooted
4	4 Vote	Miley Cyrus Pulls a Letterman, Sleeps With Employee
5	5 Vote	Obama to Name a Planet
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
6	6 Vote	Thank You, Capcom, for Making Weaponized Shoes
9	9 Vote	The 50 Cutest Things That Are Bigger Than Tarantino's Chin
6	6 Vote	Are We Going to Jail
180	180 Vote	OMG! Best Use of Chemical Weapons
5	5 Vote	English Has Been Canned