Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

james-kirk

Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Obama to Stand Up to Hell Next Year
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
6	6 Vote	Middle-Aged Men Are Jerks
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
908	908 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 14	14
152	152 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Panther
69	69 Vote	Brawl at Cleveland Kindergarten Graduation Blamed on a Song, and It Does Involve Alcohol
96	96 Vote	Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Porn Performers
139	139 Vote	All Dogs Go to Jail
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
153	153 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
1	1 Vote	Company Creates Pork-Laced Ammo Designed to Bring Bankruptcy Back for Student Loan Debt Doomsday
2	2 Vote	The CIA Is Kind of Orwellian
6	6 Vote	How Police Cameras Use Optical Character Recognition to ID Laundry Room poopetrator
13	13 Vote	Deadly Afghan Plane Crash Survivors to Sue Over "Cosby Sweaters"
101	101 Vote	Federal Shutdown - It's Time for Political Murders
2	2 Vote	Chinese Man Jailed for Overdue Library Book
6	6 Vote	Google Made Sweden Delete the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
8	8 Vote	Snoop Dogg Coming to Broadway
2	2 Vote	This Is a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Year
5	5 Vote	Bear Attempts to Kill Himself
3	3 Vote	Here's Riff Raff Impersonating James Franco Sleeping His Way Into Your Eyeballs
2	2 Vote	Eyes and Teeth Transform These Cute Felt Toys Into Plushy Horrors
72	72 Vote	Tell Everyone to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege
81	81 Vote	Awesome Dad Just Watches His Son Ride a Bike Into a Customer
64	64 Vote	U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own Daughter for Using Roommate's Toothbrush
73	73 Vote	Grieving Military Families Denied Benefits Due to Twerking, Bears
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
25	25 Vote	Today a 500lb Tortoise Tried to Burgle Me!
121	121 Vote	Plants vs. Zombies vs. Strippers: The Camp Classic That Wasn't
310	310 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
79	79 Vote	Pacific Nations Prepare for a Threesome
4	4 Vote	You're Short, Fat, and White: Bus Driver Fired for Falsifying Academic Credentials
68	68 Vote	Banksy Tried to Find Rednecks. He Found 2 Jews and a 4K Camera
38	38 Vote	This Bracelet Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
21	21 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Complete Bastards
22	22 Vote	Afghanistan Is Ready to Talk to Dudes About Periods!

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