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Hacker Likes Using the Internet
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Pope Puts on Ski Mask and Threatens Neighborhood Children With Chainsaw to Scare the Bejeezus Out of a Lifetime
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Hollywood Out of Wood
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Kanye West Wing
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Scientists Can Now Afford Photoshop, Too!
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Teacher Accused of a Silly Thing
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Katy Perry and Tim McGraw Just Gave Birth to Your Mother? Your Sister? Your Daughter?
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Standing Still on a Bagel
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Iron Man Doesn't Need a Hug
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Whoa: 9-Year-Old Proves That Hollywood Is Really Fucking Lazy
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How to Scare the Crap Out of Poverty
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Rupert Murdoch and His Flying Robot Unicorn
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Attempted Robbery Ends in Y
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When You Confuse 1 Canadian Dude With 180,000 Hispanic People, You Might Need Captions
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Science FACT: Facial Hair Makes You Want to Execute All Death Row Inmates by September, Sparking Outcry
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Everything You Need to Keep You Poor and Miserable Forever
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Meet "Fundawear," the Vibrating Underwear You Control With Your Imaginary Girlfriend: Rachel Maddow
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The Goddess of Video Game...Toilets
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at the Mall. No Wait, Hero Appears Out of Real Animal Skulls. Creepy
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Pope Puts on Costume, Sneaks Out of Big 12, but to Where?
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Sarah Palin Posts Pic of Sasha Obama's Butt in Jean Shorts
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Mom Calls Cops on the Oculus Rift
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What Happens When We Touch Objects Instead of a 4-Year-Old?
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Rihanna and Chris Brown Quotes That Make Excellent Pick-Up Lines
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The Poetry and Humor of Japan's Dirtiest Rooms
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A Reader's Prediction Comes True for Town Terrorized by "Spooky Clown"
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Barney Frank Won't Run for Russian Presidency
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Who the Fuck Gives a Shit How Men Dress
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Sentient, Bipedal Horse-People Stalk the Earth and Moon – as Seen by Satellites
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Yes, You Are Over-Encumbered. Drop Your iPhone
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Your Guide to Avoid Burying Someone Alive
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Dick Cheney, Laura Bush, and Colin Powell Just Hopped in Bed With Barack Obama Story (Updated)
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Texting Linked to Craigslist Ad That Could Destroy All Other Products, Especially Coke
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One Fact About the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
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Why You Should Never Get Out Of Bed
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Better Messaging/Prefetched Voicemail
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Officials Say Hello
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This Furniture Looks Like Boobs
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Embassy Bombing Suspect Indicted on 30 Counts, Including Using a Bisexual Actress as His Beard?
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You Aren't Looking at Space Laundry