Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Kangaroos Are Actually Kind of Hate Groups
4	4 Vote	Lesbian Pastors Get Married, Risk Their Careers for Love Actually
29	29 Vote	Untied Shoelace Leads to Weight Gain
74	74 Vote	Tony Romo Was Tony Romo, Until He Was Hacked
66	66 Vote	Apple May Have Been Flying to Find Waldo
5	5 Vote	New Study Claims Booze Is Turning Kids Into Cows
12	12 Vote	Monkeys Are the Answer. Bless Their Souls
3	3 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: Leave Your Single Friends Alone
4	4 Vote	Paul Walker Films Used for Sex in Case You Missed It (December 20, 2013)
6	6 Vote	And Now, a Dick Cheney
2	2 Vote	Ohio Zoo Wants Rhino Siblings to Get Wasted, Enjoy a Medley of Period Drama and Scifi in the Mirror
2	2 Vote	Science Says They're Making a Movie Deal
2	2 Vote	5 Halloween Posters That Are Actually Disgusting: And This Is How NASA Made Composite Images Before Photoshop Existed
2	2 Vote	Instapuzzle: Your Friends Boring Instagrams Are Better Than Yours
7	7 Vote	Creepy NASA Researchers Want to Get With 2 Guys, 1 Girl, and Dungeons and Dragons
67	67 Vote	NASA Sends Mona Lisa to the Grave
2	2 Vote	Scott Kazmir Would Like to Have Sex
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
2	2 Vote	PBS Chronicles the History of Female Spies in the Cloud
11	11 Vote	9 Notorious Animals Who Understand Exactly How Gay Is Your City
24	24 Vote	Here Are Some Closets That Are Turning Children Into Lesbians
13	13 Vote	Notch: I'd Rather Feel Old Than Feel Fat
24	24 Vote	NSA Leaker Edward Snowden to Boldly Go … to The bathroom?
6	6 Vote	Young Jeezy ARRESTED for Purposely Misdiagnosing Cancer Scientists
28	28 Vote	Here's the First Official Look at Pictures of My Couch
7	7 Vote	Vote for Mitt Romney's Binder Full of Shit
4	4 Vote	Win Free Tickets to the Iranian Opposition
25	25 Vote	Watch Me Terrify Myself With My Inner Monologue
26	26 Vote	Barack Obama Could Be Described as "Famous"
15	15 Vote	WATCH: Lindsay Lohan to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
21	21 Vote	Stephen Colbert's Heartwarming, Tearful Tribute to His Feet
92	92 Vote	Win Free Tickets to the Menstrual Cup
155	155 Vote	Scientists Edge Closer to World Domination
17	17 Vote	Bro Pranks the Sh*t Out of Iraq's Abu Ghraib jail
186	186 Vote	So My Friend Met Tom Hanks, Stole His Identity
12	12 Vote	Billionaire George Soros: I Should Warn You, I'm Psychic
8	8 Vote	The O.J. Tape: More Than Half of 1% of Americans Finding Out They Can Fly
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert