Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	24 Sexy Bookshelves for Your Larynx
9	9 Vote	Pikachu Is the Key to Parallel Universes
40	40 Vote	The 6 Most Unintentionally Horrifying Children's Video Games Starring Rock Stars You Won't Even Recognize Anymore
12	12 Vote	5 Horrifying Truths About Being a Ninja
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
64	64 Vote	James Franco Made a Shakespearean Version of "Grand Theft Auto"
27	27 Vote	20 Recipes to Help People Die
76	76 Vote	A Bus Driver Just Saw a Ninja Turtle 1	1
98	98 Vote	EXPERT: China Is Working on Another Planet Earth
24	24 Vote	8 Tips That'll Make You Say, "No Sh*t, Sherlock"
35	35 Vote	A Brief Guide to the Basement
153	153 Vote	The World's Rarest Animals Are Having More Sex Right Now! Today! 1	1
46	46 Vote	Many Japanese Are Not Computer Generated
48	48 Vote	8 Technologies That Are Actually Donuts
127	127 Vote	I'm Very Upset About All 50 States
44	44 Vote	Give Me 30 Seconds. You Will Be Dead. It's Pretty Fantastic 1	1
122	122 Vote	I'm Not Sure I Could Do All the Humans
78	78 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Make You Delete "Candy Crush" From Your Brain Interface
147	147 Vote	Why, God, Why: The Disney Channel
130	130 Vote	This Raccoon Is Just Always Showing Off Those Damn Arms
218	218 Vote	No, Dolphins Are Not What They Seem
343	343 Vote	We Chose to Go to School Because EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
33	33 Vote	Coolest Parents Ever Adorably Re-Create Famous Movie Scenes With Their Vaginas
61	61 Vote	I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
34	34 Vote	Poll: Most Republicans Still Believe In Bigfoot
56	56 Vote	39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters 1	1
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
57	57 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible

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