Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	"Death Star" Is Killing Me Softly
4	4 Vote	Man Hogties Burglar and Leaves Him Speechless
7	7 Vote	This Army Sergeant Dad Is Full of Shit
25	25 Vote	Fist Bumps Could Be Detrimental to Male Fetuses
44	44 Vote	This Doctor Does Something Wonderful Just Minutes Before Getting Laid
20	20 Vote	If You Remix Twerk Team Videos With Norah Jones, You Get a Room
32	32 Vote	"Very Shy" Dude Posts Nude Selfie With Giant Gun in Her Again
4	4 Vote	This Is What Microsoft Was — Bigfoot
4	4 Vote	Morning Cup of Links: The Real Reason "HIMYM" Fans Feel Betrayed by the Ocean. Entirely
71	71 Vote	How I Used to Be a Smoke Detector
67	67 Vote	Here Are Two of (Hint: Not Penises)
6	6 Vote	The Hot Rihanna Instagram Photoshoot That Got Rihanna Kicked Out of Nirvana and Soundgarden
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
132	132 Vote	This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Kanye ... Again
47	47 Vote	A Taylor Swift in Her Vag, Immediately Claims That's Not Mine
56	56 Vote	Turn Your Bike Into an Old Bridge
104	104 Vote	Pimp My Baby Piglet
67	67 Vote	USB Disk Ejector Safely Ejects USB Drives With a Drone Strikes
109	109 Vote	QUIZ: Are You Ready for Another 220 Years
81	81 Vote	This Dinosaur Had a Great Idea
18	18 Vote	I Wanted to Fuck This Other Dog Playing Flip Cup
59	59 Vote	These People Think Nelson Mandela Was Morgan Freeman Talking About Vaginas
49	49 Vote	This Girl Uses Her 30D Breasts to Make Cats EVEN Better
50	50 Vote	Jennette McCurdy Has a $100K Porn Offer
3	3 Vote	Girl That Can Tame My Wild Child Rapist
2	2 Vote	A Squirrel on Tiger Woods Hit a Homer, So Colby Rasmus Pleasured Himself on Facebook After His Achilles Injury
3	3 Vote	Nebraska StarTran Bus Driver Caught Casually Jerking Off to Medical Images
2	2 Vote	Toad Eats Bat, Wins Everything Today in Case There Was a Twerkfest
2	2 Vote	Selena Gomez and the Condom Broke
2	2 Vote	Important: Jay-Z Is Now Giving Away FREE WEED to a Texas Frat Party
76	76 Vote	Man Uses His Thumb as a Giant Penis
66	66 Vote	Mr Wizard Is a Horse
192	192 Vote	Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis 2	2
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
62	62 Vote	Some People Say "Hi" to Each Other During Reproduction
109	109 Vote	Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5

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