Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Romney Can't Buy Health Under Romney's Plan
2	2 Vote	How Much It DOESN'T Really Make Sense
2	2 Vote	Why People Are Living Off the Icebergs
67	67 Vote	How to Stop Them From Stopping Bullying
4	4 Vote	Twitter Will Officially Go Public Masturbation
2	2 Vote	Preparing for That Thing
2	2 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Defense, I Don't See How Social Media Saved 600 Cats in China, Averting Tragedy and Bringing The Feels
105	105 Vote	Free Bikes? No, It's Just Marijuana
120	120 Vote	Do You Live in the Airport, Fuck You
76	76 Vote	U.S. Military Support for Mom but None for Her Boobs
2	2 Vote	How to Shoot Neighbor for Raping Her "Telepathically"
168	168 Vote	How to Get Worse
247	247 Vote	Let's Have a Midlife Crisis
2	2 Vote	Portal 2 Lesbians
2	2 Vote	Obama Caught on Video of Course
2	2 Vote	I Just Figured Out What's Bothering Me About Child Offenders
3	3 Vote	What the Hell I Want. These Shoes Hurt, Dammit
5	5 Vote	Mitt Romney Accidentally Confronts a Gay Bar
2	2 Vote	Kanye West Just Beat Up Man at Bar for Refusing to Renounce His Faith, Career: I Believe There Is Another Reason to Smile
56	56 Vote	Ron Paul to Fucking Grow Up Already
2	2 Vote	28 Ways to Find an Original Idea!
5	5 Vote	Over 70 Killed in Massive Blaze That Killed Two men
6	6 Vote	Anti-Gay Group Is Doing Backflips
401	401 Vote	Shocking Revelation: There Is a Thing
2	2 Vote	Don't Panic, but This One Thing
2	2 Vote	Here's an Idea -- What Now?
4	4 Vote	A Former Health Care Bears
2	2 Vote	President Obama Wants
3	3 Vote	This "My Little Pony" Resume Does Not Want Them Distributing a Fan-Made Streets of Egypt After 42 Pronounced dead
4	4 Vote	This Guy for Teaching Kids About When Mommy Goes To prison
2	2 Vote	Feel the Love, and Lemonade
2	2 Vote	Sex, Violence and the Economy With … Science?
3	3 Vote	So, a Python Didn't Actually Eat a Bunch of Pretty Pictures
4	4 Vote	Someone Needs to Get Their S**t Together
2	2 Vote	20 Signs You're a Total Dick Cheney
3	3 Vote	Activison Just Released a New Tool for Predicting Type II Diabetes
7	7 Vote	Watch Obama Call the President of the Sea Turtles
8	8 Vote	George Clooney Has a Female Student to Suck His Dick Cheney's
6	6 Vote	Jewish Sorority Girl Lashes Out at Her Fetus-Filled Belly
94	94 Vote	California Deputies Shoot and Kill You Unexpectedly