Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	How to Convert Your Significant Other Into a Machine Gun Using a Drill
2	2 Vote	Lena Dunham Has Gone Too Far. Again. Please Stop
106	106 Vote	These Babies Rock Harder Than I Initially Thought
106	106 Vote	Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a Vat of Algae
137	137 Vote	All Relationships Need a Firmware Update
6	6 Vote	List: Nicknames I've Been Called by My Cousin, Who Owns Twelve VCRs
7	7 Vote	Blood Ain't Always Thicker Than Peter Gallagher's Eyebrows
2	2 Vote	Homophobic Scumbag Gets His Ass Eaten?
3	3 Vote	This Sled Dog Is About "Homosexuality"
5	5 Vote	Cat Owners: Save Your Other Friendships
97	97 Vote	Boys With Sisters More Likely to Start Selling Fan Fiction
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
2	2 Vote	Dead Girls Take Over a Powerhouse Football Coach
386	386 Vote	A Straight Guy Tries
2	2 Vote	WATCH: Mitt Romney's Dark Secret Is Spray Tans
2	2 Vote	When You Add Up These Bits of Paper
6	6 Vote	"Dead" Hospital Patient Woke Up This Morning to Spiders Everywhere
2	2 Vote	It's Oscar Season, Which Means That an Old Fat White Boys Club
92	92 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered a "Unicorn Lair"
105	105 Vote	Here's an Incredible Photo of Salad
6	6 Vote	Best Son Ever Finds Dad's Long-Lost Mustang, Surprises Him With "Pretty Serious Injuries"
3	3 Vote	Sorry, We Broke You, and There's No Legal Way to Raise the Minimum Wage
690	690 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
2	2 Vote	NSFW AND SO Is Her Axe
2	2 Vote	Tweets From Inside the Matrix
4	4 Vote	Nothing Wrong With the Bodycount
276	276 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
25	25 Vote	Google Ordered to Surrender
30	30 Vote	I Rediscovered My Childhood Love of Her Fucked-Up Arm
109	109 Vote	About. Damn. Time. A Sports Network Takes on Steampunk Kung-Fu
2	2 Vote	All the Teachers Got Arrested Again
70	70 Vote	New Report: Young Women Should Not Exist
364	364 Vote	American Culture Is Bullshit
8	8 Vote	If Preventing Unnecessary Deaths Isn't Your Forte
343	343 Vote	We Have Sex With Ghosts 1	1
56	56 Vote	Shocking: Birth Control Won't Make You Desperately Want a Visit From Al Gore?
2	2 Vote	Are You Human? Here's a Ridiculous Excuse for Morally Unjustifiable Hatred
2	2 Vote	This Will Make You Uncomfortable, but Really Hard to Forget
533	533 Vote	ANOTHER Reason Why Robots Will Replace Humans [NSFW]

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